Michael Smith

Food & travel are my jam. Opinions are mine!

[Michael Smith @michaelsmithd]

@DishezDirt86075 @Dexerto Ah! Please, let's hear more about blaming the victim.

I don't know if you're right or wrong about the feelings. I DO know two wrongs don't make a right. I'm certainly not going to ASSUME a man was justified in cheating. Take that mind disease elsewhere.

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@Guiller14326139 @historyinmemes Seems like a small price to pay to be remembered forever. Do it.

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@JohnPhillips Hot tip. Don't get drunk, ejected, refuse to leave, and mention you're going to kill a cop. Nice job on the editing though. You got your clicks.

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@steipete Right or wrong, I don't think the majority of the public is interested in double checking- harnesses. It works or it doesn't.

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@jonstone87 @freeboostpromo @historyinmemes Dude. 😂

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@Simi_2210_ I usually hate these clickbait things, but I really love algae. 20 holes. (No algae? 🤷‍♂️)

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@PlayStation In case you didn't get the message, we want physical games.

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@0TulsiGabbard2 E

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@BurgessBoston @TheCinesthetic Jeff insists that Jim takes his seat next to Conan, and then Jim completely dominates the interview. Then when Jim plugs his own show, Jeff asks about being in it. Jim makes a "joke" to Jeff about "sucking the focus like you do," - exactly what he'd done. Jeff's a class act.

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@renabaddie_ "S"

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@lippyent Probably a big fuzzy bunny?

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@5kids1991 @BeOneWithTheBS @Riley_Gaines_ I don't like Trump, but this is 100% accurate. The best Dems will give you is a token that is marginally better, but neither party wants to fix what they profit from.

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@Riley_Gaines_ Oops, I accidentally posted myself as Jesus and then claimed I thought the dude in Jesus robes was a doctor. Everyone makes that mistake!

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@sylawinget So are they.

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@its_The_Dr If you can determine what the tip should be without knowing anything about the service, you're doing it wrong.

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@RedBeard01ND @its_The_Dr If you determine the tip without knowing anything about the service, you're doing it wrong.

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@Matt_Pinner Rambo P.I.

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@Yan_Salone @mth8547 It's there at the end.

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@Matt_Pinner I see Snoop Dogg's and the Predator's baby.

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@lucaswrtr @MrBeast That twist is "April Fools."