Mike Sutton

Resident DJ for TABUKI. Manchester. Politics MA Lancaster Uni

[Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Kᴇᴍᴘ ⋁ @COLRICHARDKEMP]

The man who led the country and much of the world in a furious struggle against one of the worst racists and mass murderers in history.

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[Gilberto Grape @CALMDOWNLAD]

He was definitely made in a lab somewhere deep in Kent with that rig out

[Alhan Gençay @alhan]

If Toosie Slide makes drake a genius then Gracious Kay is a fucking god. If Migraine Skank came out now the tik toks would be nuts. That song was MADE for tik tok before tik tok was even made. First step u take ur right hand. Dpmo

[Chris Lewis @ChrisTheLewis]

disgusting scenes in ASDA Havant today when it should have been a time for the elderly and nhs staff, please retweet to name and shame 😡😡😡

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

The only thing worse than people playing that piano at Euston is people singing along and clapping. Wouldn’t get that up north

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

Grime war in 2020

[WINDOW KID. @WINDOWKID]

I’v seen this yat get the one time merkle man and give neckle camp to a few squads. I’m bless for a nude thanks tho..

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

CONGRATULATIONS!

The winner of #DHOTYA2019 is “He’s Only 1”.

2019 was a tough year with so many great entries, but with a tiniest of margins (50.4%) of the 68,322 votes in the final, you’ve chosen “He’s Only 1” as the biggest “Didn’t Happen” of the year!

[i.l.m @dan1sola]

Headie One and other drill artists when they hear Drake’s new song

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Alright flower, here’s 10p call yer mam, tell you won’t be coming home tonight!

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

White people

[Matt Chorley @MattChorley]

Inside CCHQ when the exit poll was announced

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

Lies about MPs being attacked, lies to try and cover up the poor child on the hospital floor, changing twitter names to fact checkers - scary manipulation of info

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

You might not like Labour, but can’t imagine voting Tory given the lies and misinformation they’re pushing, and shocking record they have in office

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. The first one I went with, made me wash my old man in the sink!

‘You took your Dad?’

[Ben Robinson @RobinsonBee]

The latest addition to Preston's thriving bistro scene - serving the best in traditional French cuisine......

[CAMELPHAT @CamelPhat]

Living RENT FREE in your head mate

[Mike Sutton @MichaelSutton94]

Strong late entrant for retard of the year 2019

[BBC Question Time @bbcquestiontime]

“I’d like to call out Labour as liars. I am one of the people he will tax more”

This audience member, who earns over £80,000, criticises the taxation promises in the Labour Party manifesto. #bbcqt