Michael Whitehouse

Rowan's Dad. Gamer. Geek. EntrepreNERD. Motivational speaker. Organizer of Summits that don't suck.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@NYCMayor There go those Democratic Socialists, making government work better and life easier for regular people. Won't somebody think of the billionaires and how hard their lives will become with all these busses?

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@Ilhan But we just gave $1.5B to fund managers and corporations, I mean children, through the Trump Accounts. That's something. I mean, not for anyone who needs it, but some of those fund managers might be hungry.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@HunterBiden OMG! I am both surprised and disappointed.
By which I mean I am neither of those things.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

A parishioner went to the pastor after church one day and said, “I wish you would preach more on sin.”

The pastor smiled and replied, “Of course. What sin are you struggling with?”

https://t.co/yhPmDbjnE0

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

There are no angels described as humans with white wings in the Bible.

And there is no Devil ruling Hell.

If these are made up, what else might you believe is there that is not?

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

One prostitute, one incest, one murderous adultery, and one incest with a prostitute. That's all in Matthew 1:1-17 in Jesus genealogy.

The unsanitized version of the Bible is so much more powerful, relevant, and revelatory of God and his unconditional love.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

Check out the latest article in my newsletter: "I said you could work on it a little, not... finish it!" https://t.co/5jOJ0AgewR via @LinkedIn

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@humanbeingawk At that point I might as well just buy online.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@nathanwpyle Yes

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@SteampunkWorks1 @budlight I don't want to buy the awful beer, but I did buy $150 shares of BUD because it's slightly down and will spring back when this settles. Making those woke dollars!

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

Ready to take your online presence to the next level? Join me at "Elevate your Online Presence" on April 20th. Learn from 15 expert panels (with 60 speakers) on various entrepreneurial topics.
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#ElevateYourOnlinePresence #BusinessSummit #OnlineMarketing

[Findmypast @findmypast]

Researching family history can make us all a bit peckish. That's why we're excited to announce we're opening 'Findmypasty' - where you can find your ancestors and your lunch all in the same place. What will your first order be?

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

Introducing the Loud Car...

all phone calls must be on speaker, we do want to hear your mixtape, we all want to hear that GRWM you're watching, everyone in the loud car wants to hear about your situationship, as a courtesy we will come around for the disposing of headphones.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

Just two weeks to our next Summit: The Coach Elevation Summit on April 3rd. If you're a coach or consultant who works directly with clients, this is an event for you.
https://t.co/NVWsair43B

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

People have been so awesome since my video the other day.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@MetaforBusiness I have to reach out here because your support system doesn't work. My account has been hacked, I can't get access, and the hackers are making fraudulent ad charges. You need to contact me immediately.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@KaiGoHiFN I'm open to the idea.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

I posted this to TikTok and got 1.7M views. Then it got shared here and blew up. Guess I should post here as well now. Hi awesome Fortnite people!

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@Kjersti1982 I don't get parents who aren't excited to do stuff with their kids.

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

Check out the latest article in my newsletter: Why entrepreneurs can’t trust Facebook https://t.co/M7t0BRUwb7 via @LinkedIn

[Michael Whitehouse @michaelthehouse]

@KaiGoHiFN We haven't done much other than Battle Royale. I've tried a few others and found them to be crap and we gave up and went back to BR. I don't know much outside BR frankly.