michael white

U.S. Army veteran. MMA coach and student. Rescuer and lover of animals.

[michael white @michaelwhitemma]

I've got a heart of gold but a sense of humor darker than a black hole 🤣

[michael white @michaelwhitemma]

@Seraphinaf5 71

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@RealEmirHan Fetal alcohol syndrome. Duh.

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You had one fucking job Kentucky!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[michael white @michaelwhitemma]

@bigserch345 Name?

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For the love of God, ban pollymarkets.

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@GPAIndiana This story is made up

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@TukiFromKL @merissahansen17 Thanks @dodgemtrsports for suing Ford and giving us the future we have today.

[michael white @michaelwhitemma]

@dc_mma Who's gonna comment on the height difference between Byrd and his tall ass girl? 🤣

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@MeIn716 You ate shit in these comments ♥️

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@RepThomasMassie For the love of God please run for president. I will put my body in the way of any threats for free just to save my kids from what I had to go through.

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@SallyMayweather Sal... You're quite literally the lowest form of human.

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@RepMGS Good thing it takes 1 day to get one and they have until November.

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@mapleveewesem @ScottPresler @BarackObama @redistrictact And?

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@REDACTEDSpider Good

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@Public_Citizen Fuck all the way off. The vast majority of Americans want this.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

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@marceelias Not American voters

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@LTGetsPolitical You know those are the two states where they either jump the border or land by boat right?

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@CalltoActivism They have 100% chance of getting out. Of the country lol