Michael

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@reformparty_uk 50% of the people in this picture can't vote in this by-election. The one who can't probably can't even vote in the constituency he 'represents'.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@SarahForRuncorn Yikes. Your SPAds probably should have said that *part* of that message is quite serious. The bad part is you got pretty flippant instead. That, and a lot of the wife-beating lot are also the ones raising the flag, being patriots and being Reform supporters.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobKenyonReform By the end of the week you'll be spat out by Reform & the blame game will have determined it was all your fault. You'll spend the rest of your days nodding along to grannies saying racist things whilst you unblock their toilet.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobertJenrick @RobKenyonReform I reckon the point it really broke was when a politician decided to paint over the murals in a children's reception centre because he deemed it 'too welcoming' for those migrants who dodged rape, assault & murder on the way to desperately look for a better life.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobertJenrick You *and* Farage? If so, then it's Nige who is announcing his fantasy tax reform & you are merely his fluffer. You'll have to look over to him for his nod of approval before you speak. If he's still avoiding the press, then Ed has a point.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobertJenrick You couldn't even write this tweet, let alone reform the tax system.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@McivorJaymey Whose donations are paying for the Maybach? That shady £5,000,000 'no strings' bribe. Or the Subscription fees from Reform Ltd mugs... Sorry, 'Members'.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@STPFdtn @axios Or maybe a bit like Hitler in Downfall?

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@TRobinsonNewEra

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

This must've been a tricky investigation.

[British Transport Police @BTP]

Reece Fujioka stole nine high-value bikes from rail stations in Surrey.

We secured valuable CCTV evidence to secure justice 🎥

He’s now been jailed for two years.

More 👉 https://t.co/GuTvHXJ6VE

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@Parody_PM Misogyny & Bacon Butties Presents: State 'a This

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@raelbrav You should roll over & complain to your wife then. The 14 years Tories were in Government & the time she spent as Home Secretary were a large contributor to this.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobKenyonReform @antmiddleton Most people on the campaign trail don't seek out tax-dodging, woman-beating, economic migrants as an advert.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@ghost_wales @ZiaYusufUK @Heritage Go on then, you dumb bastard. You got the pile of shit Brexit you wanted, and you still continue to fellate the people who got you to vote for it. They got rich. What did you get?

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@ghost_wales @ZiaYusufUK @Heritage Go on then, tell us about all the control we've got back since we left the EU.

How's that going?

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@SarahJonze2454 @TonyB_1997 @RobKenyonReform @CllrNROliver That doesn't really explain what he's doing in a meeting with SEND parents & local councillors though. Did he just sit down in the wrong meeting room & feel too embarrassed to leave?

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobKenyonReform Are you going to ask him about that £5,000,000 and how to find yourself a sugar daddy like that? You better find a way to monetize it all quickly, because after the by-election you will have to be an MP, or get dumped on the pile of useless shite Nigel doesn't need any more.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@RobKenyonReform @Nigel_Farage You took 20+ sole traders off work for a few hours for your 'Ugliest & most bigoted of Makerfield' centrefold? Did you pay them for their time or did they 'donate' it to Reform Ltd for free?

At least residents will know who they should turn away if they turn up for a job.

[Michael @michaelwmichael]

@SarahForRuncorn Did he throw a bin at you? A brick? A smoke grenade? A bottle of piss? No? Just hurty words. What a snowflake.

You shouldn't help incite violence if you can't tolerate the consequences.