Michael Pardun

Data Analyst📊| Sports Hobbiest | Opinions are my own | Roll Birds ‘21

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@FreddyLA7 Please be sure to watch out for “Fredestrians”. They can really sneak up on you!

[Burns @therealburns3]

Whoever is the first boating company to set up an all you can drink cruise from Chicago to Hammond on Bears game days is going to be rich as hell

[Carter 🧦 カーター @SoxTranslator]

A #WhiteSox fan really likes Jar Jar Binks

このホワイトソックスファン、スター・ウォーズのジャー・ジャー・ビンクスが本当に大好きみたいです。

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@ILL_DPE They blew up his house too

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

That’s my center #beardown

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

Because he was drafted with the 57th overall pick, Logan Jones will receive a lifetime supply of ketchup from The Kraft Heinz Company.

Jones didn't know the incentive of his draft slot until informed on a zoom minutes after being selected.

"I love it! I'll take as much as I can get ... Let’s go ketchup!"

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@WMstormchaserDB What are we wowing about, Drew

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@ItsRobWX

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@therealburns3 Nothing wrong with whipping out Mini Uno at halftime… Get real!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Illinois State is believed to be the first school ever to qualify for the Semifinals in a D1 postseason tournament in Football, MBB, and WBB in the same academic year. They lost an overtime heartbreaker in the FCS Final, and are headed to the NIT Semifinal and WNIT Fab Four.

[NIT @NITMBB]

Let's hear you yell, @Redbird_MBB fans!

Illinois State has secured a spot in the Semis.

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@therealburns3 Take me with Burns🤝

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@therealburns3 Doing your civic duty, roll birds!!

[ESPN @espn]

ILLINOIS STATE WITH LESS THAN 2 SEC LEFT 😱

The Redbirds advance to their first NIT quarterfinal in 30 years 🔥

[Tim Froehlig @TFroehlig]

Looking forward to everyone in the State of Illinois voting for the same people again and them still all bitching about how awful everything is for the rest of the decade. This state's voters have the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I've ever seen.

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@EmilyWahls @fox32news I’ll still find my car with broken windows if I park indoors😂

The storm of Mayor Johnson needs to end!

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

Idea: a bar called The Situation Room. Like a sports bar but for politics. Cable news and live feeds on the screens instead of football. Atlases and copies of Jane’s Defence Weekly on every table. Multiple sets of Risk and Diplomacy behind the bar.

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@ScorigamiGuy Great seasonigami🫡

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@matttttt187 Yes you are

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

Current view looking North in Noble Square #ilwx

[Tyler Pardun @t_pardun]

Cyclone soup over the Lake this morning

[Michael Pardun @MichaelWpardun]

@t_pardun Not to be confused with cousin soup