(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

le sigh, we cringe on

[(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @michdoesntexist]

idgaf if i post the same tweet twice. if it crossed my brain a second time, it’s still funny. who cares

[sophie @sophiemg2018]

wake up babe, the canes made a civil war ass map to hate on vegas

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[pop⁷ ⋆⁺₊❅。 @soft_serve_hky]

Sharkie has bitten every child in the bay area it’s like a baptism

[SUPPORT MUTUAL AID/DIRECT ACTION 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it

[Josef @Slither2006]

This is why Zach Cregger is still undefeated

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[lord farquad’s ex wife ✨ @cachavaa]

veganism is not inherently a morally superior position. the vegetables and fruits you consume are also harvested via immense cruelty & exploitation, not to even mention indigenous practices or food deserts. if you care about animals, the position to take is anti-capitalism.

[ei 🪸 @mc71esbian]

hes either a generational talent on the ice or the unfortunate victim in a slapstick looney tunes style physical comedy gag

[aixing✨ @polarisquinn]

why is this the most accurate description of hockey interviews i’ve ever read 😭

[Kae @candlestickbark]

Who likes my new bed

[rhi @rhionpuck]

well… yeah

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

critiquing this monologue for being entry level feminism is fair but i continue to believe that’s the exact point. this for the ten year old girls in the audience who haven’t learnt this yet. it’s to take the weight of their tiny shoulders for the first time. that’s a nice thing

[Bailey Jraftosanjosecrank @grafcrank]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A JET

[mads @celegoated]

last game of the season and we get a cherny goal, a will goal, a mack goal, a graf goal, an eky goal, a misa goal, klingberg 3 assists, macklin celebrini most points in a single season in sharks history, and most importantly, a san jose sharks win.

[Graham @GrahamC47]

I love very job-specific insults. “This is why you still fly a regional jet” is so good.

[kk @willscookies]

What anyone on the sharks bench at any given moment see looking over at Will and Mack

[Roman 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Rx410]

A little more than a year between these two pictures