mitch 😡

[mitch 😡 @micheIIej]

bretman rock stays undefeated

[gracie abrams bot @gracieabramsbot]

i see the look in your eye and i'm biting my tongue

[bojack horseman bot @bojackhbot]

'oh well, life’s a bitch and then you die, right?' 'sometimes. sometimes life’s a bitch and then you keep living.'

[𝒮𝓊𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎 @sundayluvss]

maturing is lettin people think whatever they wanna think cus who give af

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

yea i am losing sleep over it so what

[Div 🦂 @Divyaadu]

Not everybody is meant to be a business owner …I want our generation to UNDERSTAND this please.

[D @thisisdman]

Makin ya girl roll her eyes like this a great feeling lol

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

fuck it we ball (im going insane)

[JG RIFF 🤴🏾 @DontCallMeSonny]

I’m goin thru more and more and more it be having me stressed out 😰

[alopecia chlamydia @usedwifi]

finding out she got paid $250 for this makes so much sense like they’re getting what they paid for

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

Nobody works harder than a person who doesn’t like asking people for anything

[gabitha. @igabitha]

omg you mean to tell me sex gives people a false sense of attachment to a person bc of the oxytocin released after sex? the hormone makes you make decisions you usually wouldn’t make? like they can be the worst person but this hormone has convinced you that’s your soulmate? wow.

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

My favorite instance of this is AI artwork produced from the prompt 'salmon swimming in a river'. It is a mistake, but the kind of mistake that a child would make. That is precious.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my body after doing absolutely nothing

[Zoe Alexandra Rozeta @_living_rose_]

mother ?

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[mitch 😡 @micheIIej]

@ughh_daph i've been gone thirty seconds 🧍🏻