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Feet off the table! she/her

[michelina @michelinamitch]

I’m fucking sad man

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Donald Trump has told a group of supporters that they won’t have to vote again if they elect him to the presidency.

The former president is telegraphing his authoritarian intentions in plain sight, @brianklaas writes: https://t.co/iFkHRiQfX9

[Mj @ThisGrayArea]

Everytime I see Vhagar

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Thinkin a lot about my girls today, Rhaenys and Meleys

[michelina @michelinamitch]

@chelmerr Without a doubt both

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Is it postpartum hair loss or is it Madelyn ripping my hair out with her inexplicably strong baby hands (it’s both)

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Delayed work out because I was confident Mads would be waking up soon. I was wrong. Rookie mistake

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Playing a new game daily called is that Theo’s breath that smells or did Madelyn just shit her pants

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.

[WDW News Today @WDWNT]

‘The Fantastic Four’ Cast Announced Including Pedro Pascal and Joseph Quinn
https://t.co/3CRXMTlVQh

[Henry Chang @t_witlessHen18]

Me omw to watch Twitter with the bachelor playing in the background #TheBachelor

[Madeleine @captainmaddiech]

me checking twitter this morning to see if Taylor and Travis had a nice time at the Superbowl

[michelina @michelinamitch]

7 weeks 2 days postpartum and I have taken up knitting. It is making me extraordinarily angry but I’m committed

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Never in my life did I think wiping a shit covered butt would bring me joy but here we are happy Monday everyone

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

This is the best cover of “War Pigs” ever. Why didn’t you guys call me?

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Thought about treating myself to a lil postpartum manicure so naturally my nail broke

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Phantom cries are ruining my life

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Madelyn almost doesn’t fit in newborn clothing anymore, I am unwell!

[michelina @michelinamitch]

Chillin on the couch w my daughter watching food network wbu