Mama T

Colorado grown and a loyal lifetime Colorado sports fan. I am a wounded soul who's still waters run deep so never judge the book by its cover.

[Mama T @Michell81553041]

@AZ_Brittney Criminals!

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

It doesn’t matter if Trump, Netanyahu or Putin are in their death beds, riddled with dementia, at some end of life hospice. Arrest them for their crimes and throw them in prison.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

Fact Checked. Walmart heiress Christy Walton spent an estimated $2 million of her own money on full-page advertisements in The New York Times to campaign for the release of ICE detainees. The ads called for the government to free the 70% of individuals in immigration custody who have no criminal convictions.

The ad campaign utilized a study from the libertarian Cato Institute, which showed that 73% of individuals booked into ICE custody had no previous criminal convictions. The ad criticized mass detention, advocated for due process, and asserted that only a small percentage of detainees were guilty of violent or property crimes.

Walton herself has used her personal wealth as an active critic of the Trump administration, funding these ads and hosting fundraisers for political opponents.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

25TH AMENDMENT 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️

[Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy]

Good mernin, and happy Friday you amazing little heat seeking missiles. 🌞🔥

If you’ve been enjoying the cooler weather lately, I have some bad news.

Mother Nature found the thermostat. 😂

A ridge of high pressure is building across the western United States, and that means temperatures are headed upward through the weekend. Friday will be warm to hot across the region, but Saturday and Sunday are shaping up to be the hottest days of the stretch. #LeGagMe #Swoob #Swass #Swestcles #Swulva #Thelcro

The Western Slope will roast with many valleys well into the 90s, and a few lower desert locations could flirt with 100°. Along the Front Range, I-25 corridor, and lower foothills, temperatures will climb into the 90s this weekend, with a few locations potentially making a run at record highs. The eastern plains will join the party as well with widespread 90s and a few upper 90s possible by Sunday.

The mountains won’t escape the warmth either. It’ll be pleasantly spicy with highs ranging from the 60s to 80s depending on elevation. A few isolated afternoon storms are possible over the higher terrain, but they’re not the main story.

Any showers or storms that migrate off the mountains and foothills down onto lower elevations will probably produce mainly gusty blowy winds.

I'm monitoring an increase in shower and storm activity for next week, but the drama is always in the details.

For southeast Wyoming and the I-80 corridor, expect very warm conditions with highs pushing into the upper 80s and low 90s this weekend before a slight cooldown arrives early next week.

The good news? Humidity remains low, and most areas stay dry. It's a dry heat.

Yeah, nothing like slow roasting in a convection oven called Colorado. 😆

Anyoodles, the bad news? Your vehicle is about to become a crockpot.

Drink plenty of water, don’t leave kids, pets, or your emotional support moose in the car, and if you’re heading to the lakes, rivers, or reservoirs this weekend, remember that the water is still cold enough to make poor life choices feel even worse.

Have a great Friday. Drink water you camels. Don't be dumb dumbs.

Casper Club: SPF 5000.

Most trees are committed to one romantic relationship at a time. They practice mahogamy. LOL LOL LOL don't delete me k thanks bye.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELLON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED 🙄🤡

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Seriously though, how are teeth not a part of health insurance?!?

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

“To limit my War Powers.”

The Constitution is not a restraining order against Congress. It’s a restraining order against presidents who think they’re a King.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Dude hates the left because his daughter did something he didn't agree with. Imagine being that kind of father, one who isn't supportive, one who wants to make the child a copy of yourself rather than their own person. Fuck Elon Musk.
https://t.co/72YMYpVkOI

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I don’t blame them.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you think they’re going to accept the results in November if they lose, you’re not fucking paying attention.

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Dementia Don on full display!

[Kody Wilson @kodythewxguy]

Good mernin and happy Thursday you precious little spicy pickles.

Anti-shoutout to mosquitoes. These vicious little sky needles have no concept of personal space. Imma get hammered one night, walk outside, and let them feast just to give them the worst hangover imaginable. Will report back with results.

Anyhoodles, gonna keep his one pretty simple:

If you're a lizard with the heat tolerance of a lava rock, you're gonna love the forecast.

If you're a Casper Club member who has suffered heat exhaustion 185 times, and one degree above 68 gives you heat stroke, you might have some issues lol

A few scattered high based showers and storms capable of producing lightning, gusty winds, and spicy cloud formations today.

Coverage of showers on Friday is even less. Mainly confined to areas south of I-70.

Similar story for the weekend, but the big story will be the early summer heat.

A mix of 80s and low 90s today including the western slope.

Very similar temperatures for Friday.

The weekend: we dial it up a notch. Widespread 90s. #LeGagMe

Grid models and ensembles have a mean high temperature for Denver on Saturday of 93 and 92 on Sunday. #LeGagMeAgain

We'll taper it off Monday. Back into the 80s. Some low 90s may hang on along the Highway 50 corridor.

Then widespread 90s may try to crash the party again Tuesday - Thursday of next week, but the caveat is that I think we have better chances of seeing scattered showers and stormy storms again.

Of course the drama is in the details. No day will be the same. Keep checking in with me each mernin for the day's details and when I have a better idea of how the long range weather pattern will shake out, I'll pass those deets along.

Stay hydrated. Y'all need to drink more water.
Limit your time outdoors.

You ain't a cool dude or dudette. The sun will try to unalive you here. Take it super cereal please. K thanks.

I changed all my passwords to "Kenny" and now I have all Kenny Loggins. I'm fine really. I just like living in the danger zone. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I'll gladly throw myself out.

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[Mama T @Michell81553041]

@DougWahl1 He swings both ways, he just doesn’t want his MAGA’s to figure it out.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

I am impressed!

I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!

Clearly, I was wrong!