michelle

how did you get here nobody’s supposed to be here

[michelle @michell99579413]

This is why I won’t delete this app

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Doctors warn dangerous 'vabbing' TikTok trend that sees women use vaginal discharge as PERFUME could cause thrush or even infertility https://t.co/E9mf2HRuDf

[michelle @michell99579413]

@EoinHiggins_ Then this is a world where the dream I had last night about the massive spiders appearing and disappearing in my luxurious beach home was mirrored by a spider who kept running for its life from an impossibly cool woman with spider killing spray in a luxurious beach home

[michelle @michell99579413]

@LouisPeitzman The way everyone tried to paint her as whacky and fun when we knew she sent Paris to an abuse camp.

[michelle @michell99579413]

It occurs to me that my son’s daycare will cost more than my undergraduate degree

[michelle @michell99579413]

@gwmiller3 @FBI @CityofPhila @GOP That’s just good crisis communications

[michelle @michell99579413]

@dkiesow Ok but this is happening in the *present* of journalism

[michelle @michell99579413]

My phone is imploding from lack of storage and trying to transfer everything to iCloud but I will not delete zillow to free up gigs.

[michelle @michell99579413]

Considering joining the FBI

[michelle @michell99579413]

@aliciakennedy This is great!! I lived for a time in the USVI. The details differ some (my family ties to the island were v “interloper” vs. indigenous) but you’ve really put into words the way it feels to live in “paradise.” I miss it often but am still looking for the life that fits

[michelle @michell99579413]

I understand we don’t want people panicking about monkeypox spread but telling people *not* to wash their veggies??!? Wash them, folks. Even if you can’t get monkeypox from eating an unwashed potato, you should give it a little scrub anyway

[michelle @michell99579413]

@WhitneyCummings That outfit

[Jennifer Doleac @jenniferdoleac]

Have heard from a lot of women academics lately about how gross they think it is when male colleagues are married to their former students. Not sure men realize how strong a (negative) signal it sends to women faculty & students when a department is totally cool w this. /1

[michelle @michell99579413]

@teaberryblue @tressiemcphd @nkjemisin I have never in my life wanted to save so many people from marriages they don’t see as terrible than in the mom communities. Posting “vents” about how their husband have basically abandoned them in child-rearing.

[michelle @michell99579413]

@kibblesmith This whole thing has to be a joke.

[michelle @michell99579413]

@tressiemcphd You’re probably well-adjusted.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Missionary so we can play rock, paper, scissors.

[michelle @michell99579413]

I want to play this game

[Interesting @interestingaf]

I will never think of rock paper scissors the same way again.

[michelle @michell99579413]

@TomTalksPoli Right. If she dies without having been an arbiter of oppression, cruelty and corruption after this, @ me. But until then

[michelle @michell99579413]

People opining about the motives of #LizCheney probably forgot her dad made a deal with the devil and def tagged her in. She knows she’s set regardless of losing her most recent position of power

[michelle @michell99579413]

How do you know whether you’re experiencing mid-30s back pain or the early signs of a heart attack