Michelle Johnson

I love Jesus as much as Kanye loves Kanye

[Michelle Johnson @michelle___j21]

True community can never be engineered.

[Hodho @HodhoA]

You woke up. You healthy. You don’t owe 50 cent any money. Be thankful

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Crush: what are u doing

Me: laying in bed listening to music

Crush: nice what kind

Me: it’s memory foam

Crush: no like who’s your favorite artist

Me: Picasso

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Normal life: I’ve been wearing the same shirt for a week

Packing for vacation: I’ll probably change 4x a day so 28 outfits should work

[Judah Smith @judahsmith]

God isn’t just willing to forgive sinners, he’s passionate about it. Even before we had done anything to deserve his love, even though he knew we would sin, he still loved us. Nothing can compare to that GRACE.

[Baggedmilk @jsbmbaggedmilk]

My sub spot rankings:

1. Subway
2. Quiznos (mostly because I don't eat there enough)
3. Garbage can
4. Processed meat served in a shoe
5. Mr Sub

[Judah Smith @judahsmith]

You didn't get into God's family because of your performance, and you won't get kicked out because of your performance. God chose to love you because of who He is, not because of who you are or what you did, so He's not going to stop loving you.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins

[Michelle Johnson @michelle___j21]

Me- “wanna become a vegan?”
Papa- “if God wanted me to be a vegan, he would have made a broccoli way more fun to shoot”
😂

[Boosh @whatsupboosh]

Me: how do I do taxes?

School: here’s a recorder

Me: what is a credit score?

School: just put it in your mouth and blow like this

Me: how do I choose the right healthcare plan?

School: HOT. CROSS. BUNS.

[Michelle Johnson @michelle___j21]

@DestineeMills5 Of course 😂😂😂

[emily hogan @em_hogan8]

girl on say yes to the dress: “my budget today is five thousand dollars”

nine year old me w no concept of money: “fckin cheap ass”

[jess @JessBelll1]

hard pill to swallow: if they wanted to, they would’ve

[Michelle Johnson @michelle___j21]

TELL 👏🏻 SOMEBODY 👏🏻

[Rebekah Johnson @bexxters]

churches need to speak on sex, basic physical anatomy and bodily functions; and not just say, “don’t do it,” or “we’ll talk about it after you’re married.” these dudes are being taught to fetishize virgins while getting all their info from pornhub.

[victoria richardson @victoriashedron]

teach me to be relentless, even on the tough days. relentless in patience. relentless in love. relentless in grit. relentless in determination. relentless in kindness. relentless in gratitude. relentless in faith.

thats it, that’s my prayer.

[Vandervaven🕯 @VanceBruce]

I’m really just trying to buy the same girl margs and queso forever, ya dig?

[Natalie @nataliepfowler]

gossip does no good whatsoever. calling someone ugly doesn’t make you pretty. calling someone fat doesn’t make you skinny. calling someone stupid doesn’t make you smart. and doing it behind their back doesn’t make it less wrong. just be kind.

[Sacha @sachardonnay]

My mom tries to stop me from buying a hot dog every time we go to Costco together. She treats it like an intervention.

"Please don't. You're better than this."

"I'm really not."