MichelleLHarper

I LIVE UNITED as the CEO of @UWHaysCo! On top of that, I'm a mommy, wife, twin, big sister, @TXST Strutter & ADPi.

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

“Don’t be afraid to ask for help. Comparison is the thief of joy.” @Karamo I NEEDED this man’s sermon today #takemetochurch #UWCLIC

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@espn why do you make it so difficult upgrade our subscription to ESPN Unlimited?!? I just want to watch Wimbledon.

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@usopen @ROLEX Would love to watch but I have @GetSpectrum so no US Open for me 😭😭

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@usopen Disney and Spectrum better get it together quickly! I am missing the US Open due to some rich men squabbling over who should be richer. Sad that we are being charged the same ridiculous price to not have access to what we pay for.

I just want to watch TENNIS!!!

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@Disney and @GetSpectrum better get it together quickly! I am missing the @usopen due to some rich men squabbling over who should be richer. Sad that we are being charged the same ridiculous price to not have access to what we pay for. I just want to watch TENNIS! #tennisfan

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@evianwater How do we purchase one of the Wimbledon refillable water bottles? I need one for my tennis matches and 1 for my son’s.

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@bobbybonesshow @RadioAmy Our golden retriever walked by a fully cooked ham to eat 7 uncooked yeast rolls - had to take him in to get stomach pumped on Christmas Eve. He did this 2 yrs in a row! Same dog also ate 13 cupcakes with wrappers before a birthday party and didn’t get sick 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@johnwmcglothlin What a freaking match!

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Let’s go @peyton_stearns!

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@HEB please make Corn in a Cup corn chips a permanent thing! Or maybe don’t - addictive!!! #getinmybelly #sogood

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

No Store (or business!) does more for our Texas communities!

[H-E-B @HEB]

We are humbled to announce that the Butt family & H-E-B have committed $10m in funding towards the construction of a new elementary school in the Uvalde CISD through the Uvalde CISD Moving Forward Foundation. Learn more & donate: https://t.co/l0giJ6NFh1

[H-E-B @HEB]

We are humbled to announce that the Butt family & H-E-B have committed $10m in funding towards the construction of a new elementary school in the Uvalde CISD through the Uvalde CISD Moving Forward Foundation. Learn more & donate: https://t.co/l0giJ6NFh1

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

Thank goodness for @HEB Meal Simple! Makes this mom being the only one with Covid in the house happy to know my family is eating well while I’m quarantining. #myHEB #HEBforthewin

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@RichardLopez Not sure how to take this. Our SMA boys would put up a heck of a fight!!!

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@Nick_Castillo74 Any word as to what’s going on?

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@caobrina Same!

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@jimmyfallon My 7th grade history teacher, while talking about railroad expansion, accidentally said “railroads connect the Texas titties” instead of Texas cities. #MyTeacherisFunny

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@johnwmcglothlin Thanks! We will take that shoutout at our house!!

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@RepLloydDoggett Thank you Congressman Doggett and staff for working throughout this disaster and taking phone calls even on a Saturday!

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@LanceWinter @TPWDnews @NikonUSA @USFWS So THATS what they were! I had a full flock of these in my yard yesterday, at least 50 of them took over my bird baths and made quite a ruckus.

[MichelleLHarper @michelleharper]

@iamkwebb_ @iCoachNash @BryanWebb4 Well this is the best tweet I’ve seen in forever! Congrats! Very proud of you!!