michelle mowad

Writer. News junkie. Podcast addict. Music lover. Outdoor enthusiast. (Posts, comments and views are my own.)

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

Who is this emo joker in La Jolla? I need to know.

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

I’d pay extra to sit next to a dog on a flight. @SouthwestAir take my money.

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

Dear @LibbyApp, I’m so very happy to learn that you can fine-tune the playback speed over 2.0x. Thank you!

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

A concert ticket should come with a t shirt, you heard me

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

Still thinking about @BeachLifeFest. Still thinking about the solo performance of Milo from the @descendents on uke.

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

Just finished reading “Beastie Boys Book.” I want to personally thank Ad-Rock for teaching me the acronym “SDIT” - it’s so dumb, it’s good.

[Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan @myqkaplan]

i like to do the irish hello which is where you don’t even show up to the party.

[The Vibe With Ky @TheVibeWithKy]

Safety first.

J/k. Cheese first. Safety comes in a solid 4th place.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

don’t read books to impress people, read books to get stickers which when accumulated gain you a free personal pan pizza

[HP @amishestrogen]

new jersey is so beautiful

[tate @50FirstTates]

they should put shopping carts in the middle of grocery stores for us idiots who think we can carry our groceries but end up getting too much shit and constantly dropping it all over the store

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Here's all the exclamation points that I didn't use in work emails this week, for fear of coming off as too much:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Luke Thayer @comedianluke]

Yes I read books, but only because every time I finish one I reward myself with a personal pan pizza. It’s the way I was raised.

[Katie Schmidtke @jtcods19]

PSA: there’s a show on Hulu called Puppies Crash Christmas and it’s just puppies destroying presents and eating and let me tell you 12/10 recommend.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Too much focus on favorite colors. I want to know peoples LEAST favorite color. The color they hate.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

i’ll love your shadow

[Krystal Vittles @KrystalVittles]

Wanna cry over something adorable? My colleagues at @ipswich_library have a 102-year-old customer who they've been phoning. She told them about a book her dad used to read to her when she was young. It's not available in eAudio so they've been reading & recording it for her.

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

Ahead of Halloween, I’m sharing one of my favorite scary movie clips. “There's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going.” https://t.co/0dxkaVWpG6

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

This will be funny one day. I’m addition to causing me a 24 hour delay, @united tried to send me to Spain instead of Puerto Rico recently. #traveladventures

[michelle mowad @michellemowad]

This might be the best product photo that I’ve ever seen. I’m definitely going to buy this @BearVault at @REI. #MarketingSuccess