Michelle Davis

comedian/ writer/ substituting feelings for jokes #binders

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

ty @casualafro for letting me talk about my beef with Napoleon Dynamite and Monty Python on a national platform!!

[Splitsider @Splitsider]

"I will always resent Napoleon Dynamite for making people think tater tots are an acceptable non-breakfast food." @michellenbd https://t.co/roaV7jntU5

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@bgd51694 Love really is love 🥰

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

THIS WEDNESDAY 🎉✨ @michellenbd and I are taking over @TheStandNYC for PASS THE AUX! With the lineup of our dreams @AnnaRoisman @juliashiplett @alysiabr0wn TICKETS HERE 💕 https://t.co/OZaFRNtb90

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@GraysonSamuels @ziwe Never been more honored 😭❤️

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@JaytotheTee 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ the emotions you will feel! Highs and lows!

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

earnestly told @kashmeredanny about an episode of SpongeBob that related to my life last night

…but other than that I’m doing great!

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

just got word that PASS THE AUX is ALMOST SOLD OUT so if you haven’t gotten your tickets yet for April 14th at @TheStandNYC — act fast! Me & @michellenbd with our AMAZING lineup: @JayJurden 🎉 @AliseNavidad 🎉 @AliKolbert TIX HERE: https://t.co/3Cxts7CJig

[SHOWTIME @Showtime]

Late night, but make it iconic. @ziwe is back May 1

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

Was the best show ever! Highly recommend you get tix to the next one!

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

THANK YOU to everyone who came out to #VentiVents at @ClubCumming last night ☕️🎉 was the best time and stay tuned for the next one!!

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

“Meditation hasn’t made my life particularly better? But it also hasn’t made it worse.” - my therapist, the only honest person on this planet

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

I’m ready for my close up*!

*booster shot

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@JaytotheTee Amazing!!

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

Season 3 let’s get it 💪🏾

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@christiegoodman LOVE YOU TOO MUCH

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

im ONE large purchase away from peace i can just feel it!!!!

[SHOWTIME @Showtime]

“...a comic sensibility that arrives on television fully-formed.” – Variety

🏆 #ShowtimeFYC 🏆
📺 #Ziwe

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

Nancy Pelosi, how are you celebrating Juneteenth?! @TeamPelosi

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@christress MLK’s dream

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Texting every white family i have ever tutored “Thanks so much for the Juneteenth tip” and then “Sorry! Meant to send that to another family!” just to see what happens/pay off my credit card bill

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

.@Ziwe’s new album, Ziwe: A Famously Iconic Soundtrack, is out now https://t.co/u7WrPkhT3i

[Michelle Davis @michellenbd]

@rpopetweets Crying 😭