Michelle

[Michelle @michellesoknice]

Rawhide as big as her holiday cheer 😬🎄 #MerryChristmas

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Trump is graded on such a big curve. I’ve never seen anything like it. Dude is incoherent, racist, has numerous visible health problems including being so old that he falls asleep on camera all the time, and started a war that has made everything worse for everyone. And yet.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

In honor of Pride and the NBA Finals, it seems only appropriate to quote Charles Barkley:

If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, you tell them Charles says “fuck you.”

[Sell the team @yanksfan3872]

@wrobbee Recency bias at its finest you are an idiot. Eli Manning is the only reason you don’t hear daily that Tom Brady achieved 19-0, and the best part about it is he backed it up again four years later by beating him again.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

The basketball game starts at 830…

[ophelia🍎🐦‍⬛ @pomepips]

@WNBAPILLED u can’t be a republican and miss ur free throws u gotta pick a struggle

[Damien @RabidLagomorph]

You gotta wonder if Musk is quietly seething about Hunter Biden showing up on his website and being instantly more likeable.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

White House staffers tape googly eyes to Trump, making sure the press knows he's awake and always watching.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the sun looked so beautiful setting over mamdanistan tonight

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[leisha @leisha1196]

Sorry for reposting so much hunter biden content he’s unironically the funniest person alive and I don’t have a lot going on in my life right now

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i am actually so mad that i am not friends with dua lipa rn

[Libbi Hill @HillLibbi]

@andrewglynch Hunter is a breath of fresh air considering we have had to deal with dumb and dumber for the last few years

[jessica dabbit 🍯 @cannablissful]

i genuinely want the knicks to win. not because i’m a knicks fan, but because it would be the ultimate icing on top of NYCs current Golden Age Cake and it simply needs to happen

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

LINDSEY GRAHAM: “I go back to S.C. and I’m asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Middle East. To all the isolationists: I’m not with you, I’m with Israel. God bless Israel. We should move all of our stuff to Israel.”

He actually said this on live television.

[Streeterville Socialist @pasta_nachos]

His mom and sister died in a horrific car crash when he was a kid, his brother died early from cancer and his dad was the president. I think we can cut the man some slack

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall