joe mama

premonishing

[joe mama @michelllegao]

@zigglezorp2 @rhennabarry booba

[joe mama @michelllegao]

no one who has veneers looks like they should have teeth at all

[joe mama @michelllegao]

there is nothing I look forward to quite as much as never having roommates again

[joe mama @michelllegao]

@amyqxhuang: “what do you want to do?”
me: “kill myself”
her: “okay. next option”

[joe mama @michelllegao]

no one told me how hard college was gonna beat my ass 🤨

[joe mama @michelllegao]

@zigglezorp2 don’t disrespect dr. carlisle cullen ever again

[joe mama @michelllegao]

peanut butter

[Kelly 🫎 @zigglezorp2]

Dilf?

[Kelly 🫎 @zigglezorp2]

“Are y’all rocking with BoBama?”
“Nah I’m riding with JoeMama”

[joe mama @michelllegao]

okay i’ve had enough of letting my mental health deteriorate at home i want to do it at school again !!

[joe mama @michelllegao]

koko is @xochloe24’s fursona

[Kelly 🫎 @zigglezorp2]

Alice Paul is in the Logang

[joe mama @michelllegao]

thinking about the time i sent a m*n a handwritten letter with a cute polaroid and then he broke up with me a week later

[joe mama @michelllegao]

i want to be scooped off of this planet like they scoop earwax out in those extraction videos

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u think I’m annoying now? I did the morning announcements in high school

[joe mama @michelllegao]

i hate thinking 🥸

[joe mama @michelllegao]

@rhennabarry nurse me mommy 🤤

[joe mama @michelllegao]

tried to reference godzilla vs. kong tonight and i said godzilla vs. donkey kong

[joe mama @michelllegao]

thinking about when i tricked dr baeta into retweeting an edited photo that said he was giving me a menacing pat on the back