chloe

i’m feeling pretty glonky

[chloe @xochloe24]

hair is getting so long yaaayy!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
so long that other people are accidentally sitting on it on the train booo!!! 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[chloe @xochloe24]

getting so high im clapping for the contestants on spring baking championship when they make something i want to eat/make for myself

[chloe @xochloe24]

the kids in brooklyn suck. none of them ever gave their air drop on

[chloe @xochloe24]

@Xava_Unbound im sorry?!,,!!?!??! for that price you could just buy your kids a new car to play around in woww

[chloe @xochloe24]

need to add kirsten dunst on linkedin

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

[chloe @xochloe24]

i need to go to the mall with a ghost who likes me

[chloe @xochloe24]

@mrsgarvage i think about this all the time!!!!!!!

[clown @bugsquelcher]

should i buy one of these today?

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

Police are baffled by the appearance of a loose seal in downtown New Haven Sunday afternoon. https://t.co/5yQ5p6vZWr

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Shoutout to everyone that is not Da Transphobic 😁😁

[chloe @xochloe24]

telling my cat the rangers are playing tonight so she gets excited

[JustElliot @JustElliot2]

You’re either with the Philadelphia Eagles or you’re with the terrorists.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘The Goonies’ stars Ke Huy Quan and Sean Astin reuniting on set of their new action movie ‘LOVE HURTS’

In theaters on February 7.

[chloe @xochloe24]

i want my grandmother to make me a hot dog! actually 2! on toasted new england style buns. with mustard and banana peppers. then im gonna talk on the phone all afternoon

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

Paul Simon on Opposite Day

[Rachel @scrap_icon]

everyone's amazed that Timothee learned how to play guitar and sing like Dylan... meanwhile every guy I dated between 16 and 25 could do the same thing. its just a thing guys do.