Michel Martinez

Idiota a tiempo completo, a veces hasta hago reir

[Rincón de Wally @RinconDeWally]

🧵 Hilos de mis pintadas favoritas.

El "Si te zumba el oído...", un auténtico enigma que apareció pintado por diferentes lugares de Cádiz y Sevilla durante años.

Una de esas frases callejeras que despiertan curiosidad y hacen que todo el mundo se pregunte qué significa. 👀

[Á.C @AlCGlez]

No paro de pensar en el tío que se ha visto todas las pelis basadas en Drácula, y un día le da por ponerse Brácula de Chiquito de la Calzada.

[Pastrana @JMASPASC]

El tipo que se encargó de explicar por qué era necesaria una moción de censura para acabar con la corrupción acaba de ser condenado a 24 años de cárcel. Es el resumen de estos últimos ocho años.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Martyrdom of Saint Lawrence, by Jean-Baptiste de Champaigne, 1660, 📸 by @sizqui

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

LinkedIn, X, Instagram, Reddit

[Mariluz Congosto (@congosto.bsky.social) @congosto]

8/ La vida no es fácil para los singermorning. Mantener un aspecto impecable, estar morenxs en invierno, aparentar siempre buen humor, asistir a eventos, buscar con desesperación dibujos originales para los ppts...

[⭐️⭐️CHAMPION MON FRERE❤️💙 @clementnvln]

Je suis mort, mbappe en une soirée il voit sa meuf draguer bad bunny et son ancien club gagné la ldc une 2eme fois en 2 ans sans lui 😂😂😂

[Federació Balear de Balconing @Botquebota]

Estimats, estimades, podeu anar fent es canvi d'armari. Comença una temporada més de sa millor lliga del món #BalconLeague26.

Sort i encerts a tots es participants 🫶

[Magical Spain @Magicalspain]

Virgin «All roads lead to Rome»

vs.

Chad «All roads lead to Santiago»

[Jay Braun @HappyLeiner]

@gabriel_horwitz Chirayu Rana sleeps with the fishheads.

[Emir Atli @emiratli_]

2026 is a tough year for guys named Claude

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild.

He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already know, the places you already go, the ideas you've already been exposed to. Your opportunity window is fixed.

When you move, your collision rate with new nodes in a network increases nonlinearly. Double your movement (new conversations, new cities, new projects) and your probability of a serendipitous encounter doesn't double. It roughly quadruples. Because each new node connects you to their entire network, not just to them.

Richard Wiseman ran a 10-year study at the University of Hertfordshire tracking self-described "lucky" and "unlucky" people. The single biggest differentiator wasn't IQ, education, or family money. Lucky people scored significantly higher on one trait: openness to experience. They talked to strangers more, varied their routines more, and said yes to invitations at nearly twice the rate.

The "unlucky" group followed the same routes, ate at the same restaurants, and talked to the same 5 people. Their networks were closed loops. No new inputs, no new collisions.

Luck isn't random. Luck is surface area. And surface area is a function of movement.

The lobster emoji is doing more work than most people realize. Lobsters grow by shedding their shell when it gets too tight. The growth requires a period of total vulnerability. No protection, no armor, soft body exposed to the ocean.

That's the cost of movement nobody posts about. You have to be uncomfortable first. The new shell only hardens after you've already moved.

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[potato chip @p_chip1]

@Polymarket Artemis II crew pov

[Dimitri Dadiomov @dadiomov]

At this point the entire Iranian leadership is just three Mossad agents who don’t know about each other, so they keep on playing the game.

(Joke from Israel just now)

[Cuerdasfuera @cuerdasfuera]

El primer therian

https://t.co/h8sj3z4rcj

[Aristocratic Fury @LandsknechtPike]

Football clubs from territories that used to be part of Spanish Empire have been more successful than football clubs from the rest of Europe combined.

40 out of 70 CL/European Cups won by clubs from lands once ruled by Philip II.

[Zach Schumaker @ZachSchumaker]

Sean McVay is all of us right now after that Caleb Williams TD

[DG MEME 🇪🇺 @meme_ec]

Chega and vox agree on a negotiation proposal for Greenland. #Tordesillas