michelle 🍤

sandal-wearing goldfish tender

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

does anyone remember where I left off in baldur’s gate 3

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

just a bit of the footie innit

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

only one answer for me

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

happy I signed up for text messages from Paul McCartney

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

so there’s this city called Los Angeles

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

for my birthday weekend a few weeks ago I went with another bkl “blade of the frontier” which is probably a crown jewel of my collection now

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

bee’s knees lacquer “she is gone and I long to follow”

fun magnetic thermal that I’m enjoying more than I expected to

[bennny @Driftwould2]

The hipster music discussion has devolved into 35 year olds trying to out-cool each other with what they listened to and frankly that’s the hipster spirit, right there

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

everyone get your FACTS straight

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

look, i'm not humorless so i can get behind jokes looking back on the hipster era just as much as the next girl who spent too much money at american apparel. But people have GOT to stop associating that scene with stomp clap lumineers shit. it's inaccurate!

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

I’m sorry I don’t like going on twitter very much anymore

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke recreate the noises they made for "SB-129."

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

bob dylan’s birthday yesterday, cillian’s today, and mine is tomorrow ☺️

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Happy 50th birthday to Cillian Murphy!

[kathy @f4eth]

Told my therapist I relate to SpongeBob and shes like "Yeupppp. And then we grow up and we realize were all squidward." Like Bitch I literally just told you Im spongebob

[michelle 🍤 @Michestellar]

why do you, as an adult, have an outie bellybutton

[taumpy tearrs @c1rcusmonkey]

love. endures.

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

Only this mouse from now on! If you are not this mouse that sucks because it is only this mouse from now on

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Michelle and I are watching the leftovers for the first time (just started season 3) and at the end of every episode I make this face