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[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[mko @michi_rei]

#forthefaithful @Padres

[mko @michi_rei]

Celine being a silly goose and the most raw heartbreaking artist in this doc.

[mko @michi_rei]

if we're dressing like this when the LA olympics come through with so many talented designers to option?

[mko @michi_rei]

i literally googled "why ralph lauren" and i still don't have answers

[Lit 🍉 @mixedrelay]

- USA

[Perfectly Flawed @grounder761]

If you're hot, they're hot. Bring them inside.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

<3 @lorde https://t.co/NWLKDoNMYT

[mko @michi_rei]

@jsstansel @DisneyPlus DNANANA DAHHH NAHNAHHH

[mko @michi_rei]

Happy #IWD! Who gets sent to brand jail this year?

[mko @michi_rei]

tl;dr the old caps weren't actually recyclable and this one is. please avoid plastic goods if you can people, the recycling system is not doing what we think it's doing.

[Jon Bruner @JonBruner]

This is a CT scan of Heinz’s new ketchup cap. It represents a $1.2 million engineering investment over 8 years. Here’s why it’s significant… 🧵

[mko @michi_rei]

the only film that brought me to my people was barbie. the theater recited it together. i clapped.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

AMC will release 3 new Nicole Kidman ads in theaters, starting from March 1.

[mko @michi_rei]

@hsumra "Free Palestine? Seems unlikely." - NPR

[mko @michi_rei]

the more details that come out, the more comfort i feel that i will always have a job in marketing

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New details on the Willy Wonka Experience disaster

• Script was '15 pages of AI-generated gibberish'

• Made up a villain called The Unknown — 'an evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls'

• Event had no chocolate — kids were given a single jelly bean & a cup of lemonade

[mko @michi_rei]

@jsstansel it looks like an airport terminal that did a little sumn sumn for st patty's day

[mko @michi_rei]

i am so tired of MBAs with no values outside of hustle culture pitching shiny ideas to please shareholders

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

this is so crushingly depressing i thought it was a joke at first

who knew Wendy was a UChicago Econ grad

https://t.co/hkQkdW6zYL

[mko @michi_rei]

when i ask for tea and i get 4 voicenotes back? hell yes. settling in for my gossip podcast. live texting back my reactions.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

“If it’s under a minute, I’m like, OK, I can do this,” said a voice note recipient. “Six or seven is just terrible. I don’t even know if I could listen to seven minutes straight of a friend talking on the phone.”

How long is too long for an audio message? https://t.co/p4atmbbMOM

[mko @michi_rei]

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs

[Page Six @PageSix]

Celebrity travel agent says one star client demanded a ‘medium sized’ dog in all their hotel rooms, had to ask staff to borrow their pooches https://t.co/CGn212Kuod

[mko @michi_rei]

@whatokay thank you for your service

[mko @michi_rei]

approx 8:45 into the film Bottoms and i am cackling at the physical comedy of this man from the film Red White and Royal Blue he is becoming a favorite

[mko @michi_rei]

if i'm on screen talent, i am not also managing those comments. it is too rough and i've spent too much of my life avoiding dental work.