Michelle C

A woman of many faces and interests, apologies in advance for 'random' thoughts

[R/PD Macy & Bruno @Macyadventures]

My mum went to a friends funeral today, my mum wore bright colours at her friends request.

My mum was sat in the service surrounded by everyone wearing black.

My mum went to the wrong funeral.

My mums friends funeral is next Friday.

Anyone want my mum.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

‘Swift’ campaign pitstop.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak is set to become the first prime minister in history to lose his seat at the election

🔴 Labour: 516
🔵 Conservatives: 53
🟠 Lib Dems: 50
🟡 SNP: 8
🟢 Plaid C: 4
⚪️ Other: 1

Via @Savanta_UK

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

OMG!!!! This is fucking genius!

[4th July - Tory wipe Out @snb19692]

BREAKING NEWS:

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMFAO this is BRILLIANT 😆😂🤣
#ConvictedFelonTrump

[Michelle C @michiem78]

Yes we’re here for @rayebut we’ll take some @ragandbonemanuk and #Griff while we’re waiting 🥰🥰 #BigWeekend

[Michelle C @michiem78]

#BigWeekend @BBCR1 #SamandDanni killed their set but why do they look like a year 11 and year 12 djing the prom? 🤣🤣

[Michelle C @michiem78]

@marksandspencer for the past 4 days this has been on your app for £16 but when you go to order it is £69. Can you please correct this? I’ve tried to buy it for £16

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

£1060 in Clapham 😭😭 I spat out my drink

[Michelle C @michiem78]

@NoelClarke Don’t vote Tory!

[Matt 🏳️‍🌈🌹🇬🇧 @Matthew37388008]

I got turned away at the polling station. Apparently this wasn’t valid ID :(

[Michelle C @michiem78]

I would nominate my mini me to be my partner in crime for #OctoPlusOne as it’s her #GCSE year and she will deserve a treat whatever her grades @OctopusEnergy #

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Have you seen the old lady I usually speak to on this bus?”
“Yes, she got off two stops ago to have a heart transplant at the pharmacist on the high street.”

[Michelle C @michiem78]

@KCDavisSays Horlicks….

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

I made my nephew this octopus.
Nephew: “I do not like that octopus.”

[definitely cam @camwasnthere]

Mary not even 10cm dilated yet girl RELAX