michael 🇵🇸

cheers i'll drink to that bro 🏳️‍🌈

[vale 🍁 comms open!! @sitthefools]

🇦🇷 #messi

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[marcie ! chaymae lover @ALGH0ULTALIA]

everytime i see this gif i laugh so hard i get an extra ab

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[Columned @Columned_]

"What are they called again?"
"Anulax batteries."
"Harbulary batteries."
"That's nothing like what I just said."

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

LINE has Iron Man 3 stickers and its just the same pose rotated with different captions

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

I will never ever forget that Israel killed a boy with Down Syndrome by setting IDF dogs on him and if this was the only person that country had ever killed it would be enough to hate that scum colony forever

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

one great thing about mission impossible 2 is they light tom cruise like he’s the most beautiful woman in the world

[Alex Turrall @ImReadinHere]

Hardly a day goes by where I don't think about this

[michael 🇵🇸 @mick__mccartney]

@TicketmasterCS none of these have worked

[michael 🇵🇸 @mick__mccartney]

@TicketmasterCS I’m trying to log in to my account but I keep getting a message saying my browsing activity has been paused

[Ben/Bea 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

One of my favourite jokes in the entire trilogy

[. @halaldaiz]

if anyone is dumb enough to fall for the iraq weapons of mass destruction propaganda twice in 20 years it’s americans

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🇮🇱: Steals land for 80 years
🇮🇱: Builds settlements, bulldozes homes
🇮🇱: Treats Palestinians like subhumans
🇵🇸: Resists
🇮🇱: “Terrorism! We have the right to defend ourselves.”
🇮🇱: Flattens Gaza, kills 20,000 children
🇮🇱: Bombs Lebanon “preemptively”
🇮🇱: Illegally annexes part of Syria
🇮🇱: Bombs Iran, kills civilians
🇮🇷: Responds
🇺🇸: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
🇮🇱: “We are under attack!”
🇪🇺: “We strongly condemn Iran.”

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Oppressed people have the right to engage in resistance towards their oppressor, violent or otherwise.

[🍀Anna🍀 @banannerbread]

Dog of indomitable hope and optimism:

[💖𝕯𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖊💖 @Divinesstar]

Why they the teen titans