mick cocker

excellence doesn't need perfection!

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨NEW: KC Anu Mohindru has been allowed to continue being a barrister despite falsely claiming that he studied medicine at Oxford University and for claiming that he was a qualified doctor.

He also claimed that he had played cricket for the Bar, for Lashings Cricket Club and for MCC, and that he was a cricketing blue having represented Oxford in a varsity match against Cambridge.

A tribunal disbarred him for telling his 23 Essex Street interviewers a “reckless, foolish and completely unnecessary lie” about studying at Oxford, and because he “doubled down" on his CV.

On appeal at the High Court, Mr Justice Johnson overturned  Mohindru's expulsion, stating that it "would be wrong to impose the ultimate sanction merely because dishonesty is present".

[Today In History @historigins]

Jack Grealish greets a blind girl when no one else was paying attention to her

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@robinmonotti Y

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@robinmonotti Couldn't agree more

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Inferam @InferamAI]

Simple hacks to live a more fulfilling life

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@ElephantSignal B

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@BGatesIsaPyscho No!!

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

🚨 What Illegal Migrants Get

Free Housing - Free Energy Bills
Free Water - Free Food
Free Healthcare/ Meds/ Dental
Free Travel - Free Internet
Free Tv - Free Phones - Free Money
Free Eye-care & Glasses
Free Gym - Free Clothes

What do Hardworking British Taxpayers Get?

[HMNB Devonport @HMNBDevonport]

Divers from Devonport-based Bravo Squadron joined the @Militaryvcancer team during the final week of their incredible challenge, pulling a one-ton Boer War field gun from John O’Groats to Land’s End. Teams from across the Armed Forces have all pulled together to raise funds.

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@Neccccy Yes

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@benonwine Yes

[mick cocker @mickc_uk]

@ElephantSignal Of course

[Spirited1 @helen_spirit1]

So @Keir_Starmer we’ve had

Mahmood calling Farage “worse than racist”

Reeves calling him “the greatest threat”

Abbott “Happy to give him a good kicking”

Lammy accusing him of “Flirting with Hitler youth”

YOU daring to call the dinghies “Farage Boats”

It’s so over for you.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Michelle Mone profiteered from dodgy PPE during a national crisis, threatened to sue anyone who said she was involved, hid £29m in an offshore trust then put the company into administration when ordered to repay £122m. Who thinks she should either pay it back or go to prison?

[Octopus Energy @OctopusEnergy]

Brits pay some of the highest bills in the world.

Part of the problem is the wasteful, archaic system that gives out the benefits of cheap energy to generators, rather than consumer savings.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank.

Then the Government gave it £203,000,000.

Jail, jail, jail.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Here I am in 2020 in the flimsiest, most pitful PPE - like so many other NHS staff, some of whom died from the Covid they caught in their hospitals.

Tory peer @MichelleMone - who today rightly (& wonderfully) lost her legal case - dares to claim she’s been ‘scapegoated’.

What, Michelle?

For the £122 million you pocketed from taxpayers for delivering unusable PPE – at least £65 million of which went straight into your venal husband’s offshore accounts in the Isle of Man?

For being one of a small minority of corrupt grifters who saw a global pandemic as nothing more than a chance to get rich quick?

For caring more about lining your own pockets than the deaths of NHS staff & patients?

For being disgustingly cynical & avaracious - unlike all those millions of ordinary, decent Britons across the country who stepped up with such courage & decency?

I was given masks whose ear loops fell off & aprons so flimsy they ripped apart when you tried to put them on, Michelle.

Nurses and porters in our hospital died from the Covid they caught there, Michelle.

How dare you try to bleat victimisation now, Michelle?

You are the polar opposite of the values that should govern public life.

Repay what you owe & get your dishonourable form as far away from the House of Lords as possible.

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please retweet!