Mickey

26 • She/Her • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

This man loves to murder

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

I recently moved in with my parents and the last few nights have seen a mouse running around. They insisted it came from my stuff, I insisted it couldn’t have survived in the moving truck.

It turns out my dog has been catching mice in the backyard and releasing them inside.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

long distance couples be like “i can’t wait” then wait…

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

them: u really let ur dog sleep on the bed??

my dog:

[the moon is in @whereisthem00n]

cancer

[elsiee 🤍 @elsieee966]

the only thing i want for Valentine’s Day is more tattoos

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

!!!!

[E.R. Fightmaster @GenderlessGapAd]

I’m here EARLY which means I’ve EARNED the RIGHT to SIT IN MY CAR until I’m LATE. UNDERSTAND?

[the moon is in @whereisthem00n]

full moon in cancer

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Trauma speedrun

[steph @steph_mcca]

googling the stages of grief trying to see if i can get them finished in 10 min tops

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Which side of the unhinged internet are you currently on: Elmo or Horse Plinko?

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Oh no

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

I know I’m single cause 🥺 is no longer in my frequently used emojis

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

The older I get, the more I sympathize with the rent is too damn high guy

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

I know I’m single cause 🥺 is no longer in my frequently used emojis

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Woke up at 6am to go on a date today and I still managed to be late 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Why is this so fucking funny to me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it takes all day and 2 pots of coffee to send one email

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

My pharmacy refilled my meds after two weeks #adhd

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

Whoever wrote the songs for Phineas and Ferb deserved a raise

[Mickey @mickeycvd1]

It has become a lord of the rings remake somehow