Mickey? no thanks

I'm probably the smart one, occasionally the cute one, and pretty much definitely not the funny one. Henehan Bros/Good God Damn Show/Think You're Funny

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I you can’t handle me at my “horny little brother from Teen Witch” you don’t deserve me at my “horny little brother from Just One Of The Guys.”

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@DJVHAGG In case you need it in the future

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@joelvenile Most teams would trade their future away for a single generational meme lord fan like @joelvenile or @retro_pels meanwhile even our deep bench of Reddit commenters or 10-day contract homemade Herb shirt guys are leaving them in the dust

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@Larrydn22 also that (to some) you were seen as a lil extra added onto “The CJ Trade”

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@Larrydn22 We been calling you “Larry Lagniappe” for two seasons. Rebounds & putbacks, 2nd unit, that extra little “oomph…” it works as more than just alliteration.

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It’s like watching John Cena playing the fun uncle in Fast X. Coach Willie Toretto’s all “family family” DO YOU NOT REMEMBER HE KILLED A BUNCH OF OUR GUYS IN THE LAST ONE

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

Game Recap:

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@JoelMeyersNBA @adaniels33 Between his “extra effort” on the second line and the casual fan perception that he was a bonus thrown into the “CJ trade” I think my brother has the perfect nickname for @Larrydn22

[cassidy henehan @cassidyhenehan]

@MasonGinsberg LARRY LAGNIAPPE

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@PelicansNBA On pace to have the best NBA season of all time.

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Hey y’all I never had a Kanye/Elon/Jordan Peterson worship phase; what do I win?

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Who’s going to the game tonight?

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Please contact a physician if you have a flock-up lasting longer than three seasons @PelicansNBA @B_Ingram13

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@Larrydn22 @treymurphy

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@DADCAGG why is Herb Jones only on here once

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@RealWillDunn @CrackerKief @mayorcantrell NOP receives: Kevin Durant, That Superstore/Yellow Label Generic Brand Helvetica Font

BKN recieves: Two tickets to The Mardi Gras, The Napkin Dispenser By Section 112 That’s Always Either Empty Or You Have To Reach Into It To Get It Started, Lil Wayne, King Cake Baby (Oct-Dec)

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@adaniels33 @DysonDaniels Excellent. Can’t wait to have y’all back. Please also take the more versatile “Dyse is rolling”

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@adaniels33 Given enough time and after a proper introduction of @DysonDaniels to Coach Fred, might we hear some “And the Dyse goes CLICKETY CLACK!” in the near future?

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I wish this wasn't newsworthy. REMEMBER:

0% who are "Pro-Choice" suggest or desire forced/coerced abortion.

100% who claim to be "Pro-Life" truly champion "Forced Pregnancy and Birth" regardless of considerations of age, mental/physical health, assault, incest, poverty...

[Caroline Kitchener @CAKitchener]

Breaking: A Louisiana judge has blocked enforcement of the state’s trigger ban, which banned abortion as soon as Roe was overturned. Abortions are expected to resume soon.

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@EasyE2432 @MattNorlander Welcome to the team bud here’s to many Morbius

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@Larrydn22

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@merrydevo Still do the same for myself. In my teens I had an optometrist & assistant hold me down and spend considerable time and strength forcing one contact lens into one eye, after which they kicked me out and said “Either put the other one in yourself or take that one out. Up to you.”