mickey the millennial

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Okay that’s it for me, bye!

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I did just redownload twitter again just to talk about the old Taco Bell (and Chipotle) CEO taking over Starbucks. Not like anything else has happened in the last 4 weeks

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Starbucks about to get their version of nacho fries now that they have Brian Niccol as CEO

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Redownloaded Twitter just say Trump is guilty. Bye again!

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“I’m thought you loved Christmas. Things change Brian. Things change. Sometimes for the better. Sometimes for the worse.”

Heard at a bar in Columbus, Ohio

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@SillyHurglet @organicbimbo Never heard of him

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@organicbimbo Scott doesn’t deserve to be treated like this

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Would you love me if I was an alarm clock?

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The worst holiday season savings I’ve seen so far is the promise of up to 60% off our plane tickets, and then at checkout it was 2% off

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@franksinatra_3 @ifeelverynormal This is why I’m broke

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@g_smizzle You’re the only person I know who fantasizes about high school lunches

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@organicbimbo @franksinatra_3 I’m so impressed 😍😍

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@franksinatra_3 Tj maxing out my credit card

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Who is Mrs. Beast?

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I knew it reminded me of something…

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@NA_Laika That’s what I’m talking about! I’ll be right over to pick you up

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@NA_Laika Dude I just knew it. Let’s go rescue them. How far away could that be?

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@NA_Laika What if they are just little guys? You know

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@organicbimbo Did you see him again??

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Going to open a plant store called Plant Parenthood