Michael Heuerman

born in Ohio and living in Florida.

[Michael Heuerman @mickheuerman]

@ClaireFosterPHD My thumb is running for president? OK. #myrightthumb2028

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@MattWalshBlog I can't believe they didn't include LCWIBS (latinx Canadians with irritable bowel syndrome).

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@JoeyMannarino The first 7 letters of the acronym represents 37 people per year. (From 1980-2012 1181 cases) To be more inclusive they need to add GTFT for gay Tom from Toronto and what about LSW2C lesbian Susan with two cats.

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@ClownWorld It ain't no joke if you don't pay that note.

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@lecternleader Around 8,000 Americans lost their life that day.

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@Boatshak @adamcarolla He won't be getting their panties wet any more because they all have dry-lock leak protection.

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@libsoftiktok Just pull all federal employees out of Philadelphia. Shut down the airport. I'm sure those employees could be used somewhere else.

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@theewandler @ClownWorld Believe all women.

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@win95gui @StasiKamoutsas Exercising your constitutional rights can have consequences. Getting questions wrong on tests could be free speech. That doesn't mean colleges can't reject you for low test scores.

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@GordonGekko @eurofounder 30 kids at 15 each is 450. If you used a cheaper unlicensed busing company you could easily skim a few hundred thousand off one trip.

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@SholdonDaniels If you are part of a group that has a negative stereotype, the best way to get rid of the stereotype is to stop doing it.

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@dalsault @SaltyGoat17 They didn't have the autopsy report, so they didn't know where they hit. You can be shot a lot and, with adrenaline, keep fighting for a short time. Chances are he was checked out, but don't blame them for not wanting to find out if he had another stab left in him.

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@M1aSpringfield @ProdigalNo_More @SaltyGoat17 He used a knife to fight 2, 3, or more guys with guns. Calling him an inept retard is giving him more credit than he deserves. Unless like you said he wanted to die.

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@EdKrassen Is it possible that someone who is mentally off enough to shoot up a government facility and commit suicide might not think things through very well?

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@NBSaphierMD Imagine looking back at your video 25 years ago of you downing Tylenol while you were pregnant. Trump and RFK are long gone, but your full-blown autistic 24 year old just trashed your house because the cheerios changed the box.

[Michael Heuerman @mickheuerman]

@VladTheInflator Tell me again how he should have punched her in the face and kept the baseball. He has an RV and World Series tickets. She has a baseball and a PR nightmare.

[Michael Heuerman @mickheuerman]

He could have punched her in the face, but how would that video look on the internet? It might have looked like some guy beating the shit out of an old lady. #grannypuncher could be trending. He could be unemployed and facing felony charges. Giving her that ball hurt her more than any punch could have.

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@TonyL_01 @TaraBull808 He looks confused.

[Michael Heuerman @mickheuerman]

I see a lot of videos of lane splitting crashes. I wonder if you did the math and calculated the amount of time saved by lane splitting vs the time lost from injuries and crashes lane splitting how it would come out. Just getting your bike fixed after a crash, you are losing hours. A serious injury could take months.

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@itsNTBmedia Being married to her, I can see why she thought he jumped in a river.