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It is what it is right

[MK @mickykendog]

Why do people keep calling the Falklands ‘Valvenis’?

[MK @mickykendog]

@ElRestauradorr @FalklandsRepUK Go take it if you want it so much 👍

[MK @mickykendog]

Tuchel’s got no banter

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@paddypower Is that you ranked 55th in the world? Two places below Mali?

[MK @mickykendog]

This Argentina team are like Leeds in the early 2000’s

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Dan Burn when he gets ahold of Messi tonight

[MK @mickykendog]

@Nerdro_ @SCFCJosh96 Recognising sovereignty and supporting ARG claim to the islands are two different things that you’ve mixed together. No one recognises ARG sovereignty, but a lot of countries, mostly South American, support the claim OR wish for peaceful resolution.

[MK @mickykendog]

Newcastle owners are Sunderland fans. Only explanation.

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@OliWright @sosloeplay @GBPolitcs Or he could be investigated without a by-election? If he gets re-elected it doesn’t change the fact he’s broken parliamentary rules, it doesn’t wipe the slate clean, just shows that the constituents of Clacton don’t care.

[MK @mickykendog]

@scoopittypoop Mexicans with more people and still couldn’t win. Just like the match, ironically.

[MK @mickykendog]

Woltemade must have bummed Howe’s wife or something surely

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Paddy Considine is just exceptional isn’t he, what a bloke

[MK @mickykendog]

In light of this new Meningitis outbreak, all Champions League games played tonight, even ones that have finished, should be declared null and void and played again at a later date.

[MK @mickykendog]

Why is Luge Doubles a thing? Can’t think of a sport that requires a doubles event less.

[MK @mickykendog]

@anthonygordon @England Jesus christ has he got a hard on

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

BREAKING🚨⚫️⚪️: Harvey Barnes' goal against Union Saint-Gilloise means he and his father, John, are the first father and son to score for the same team in Champions League history.

[MK @mickykendog]

Only Revolutions 🤌👏

[MK @mickykendog]

@fun88eng Longstaff 3-0

[Graeme @spacecadet0697]

I made an edit of the best chalkboards from #TheTraitorsUK some of the spelling has been amazing...

#TheTraitors