Michael Evans

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

Imagine how quickly we'd all put our differences aside if say, aliens started attacking tomorrow. We'd all be on Team People then. Join now.

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@RoytRojo @cw_2e What a tweet to come out of retirement for. I didn’t even mean to open the app. Saw Cw’s tweet and jumped right in 😂

[The Liar’s Club @liars_club]

The Liar’s Club is LIVE from The Comedy Store with guests Adam Ray and Brian Swinehart! @adamraycomedy @bswine @feliciamichaels @jesswellington2 @theaustinwalker
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[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

I like a *~flurty gurl~* in rick and morty pajama pants and a backwards fitted famous stars and straps hat she just snagged from a dude with thumb holes in his hoodie sleeves #whipits

[Ryan McComb @ryan__mccomb]

Sat down to concentrate on writing for the first time in a while and it so much fun. Watched a ton of YouTube videos and didn't write a single joke. Good YouTube videos though.

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

Shouts to Rachael d #goeags #ewu #nike #NikeAd

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@chaddenick Dope. Hit me up if you’re out and about tomorrow or Wednesday!

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@chaddenick hey where you at right now

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@chaddenick Gettin on stage? Let’s do some standup

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@chaddenick Loool I swore I’d never poop at the mall again. But it’s like today I knew I might catch a glimpse of an old flame. How long you in town?

[wilson @MediumWilly]

Your rapper name is “lil” plus the word penis, mine is “lil penis” what about you guys

[Jon Ryan @JonRyan9]

✌🏻 Seattle

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@FunnyVines @trillieflymon

[bmbdgty @drbmbdgty]

Some dude stole a plane from #Seatac (Allegedly), did a loop-the-loop, ALMOST crashed into #ChambersBay, then crossed in front of our party, chased by fighter jets and subsequently crashed. Weird times.

[CW (d/b/a Rata Twohy) @cw_2e]

2 different Carolinas makes sense.
2 different Virginia’s is entirely understandable.

We need one Dakota. Burn the border, none of this north/south noise. There are 49 states now. welcome to Dakota! We have farms, oil, dinosaur bones, and a small mountain with some faces!

[CW (d/b/a Rata Twohy) @cw_2e]

Just said “see you in the funny papers” to another adult that I’ll probably never see again three hours ago and I can’t stop thinking about it

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

This gal makes a fantastic point and I can’t believe I’ve never thought about it before 😂

[✨ @tiabbea]

This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

Hey more like Pill Cosby am I right is this still relevant has this already been said? 🤙

[Michael Evans @MiclBC]

@Threego12 @WatkinsESPN Really really spinning me out right now Rigo and we just went live on a podcast 😓

[Willie Simon @williesimon_]

The only H&M I shop at is the Honey Mustard store