Michael Flores

#DMV #MD #HTTR #UVA #Dogs #Pits #Positive #KCCO

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @BarrySanders @LLamorandier @LionsSyndicate @MattSlaughter94 Barry Sanders. Can you imagine what he would have done if he had been on the Cowboys instead of Emmitt? He was also so fun to watch and the most humble player of all time. Not taking away from Emmitt because he was a beast, but Barry is my favorite player of all time.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A season like no other ❤️

2025/26: A-Z 🎞️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @0de11_]

This might be gif of the year

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[munii @m1nuyln2]

THEY CALLED US BOTTLERS AND NOW WE HOLD THE BOTTLE

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@_onlyscott Rudiger

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@JColeNC It's Silver Spring, not Silver Springs. Enjoy your trip @JColeNC

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@ArsenalZNE True hater.

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@BalogunAbass12 Nokia

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@Footballtweet I'm an Arsenal fan and know the answer is Arteta.

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@TifeRMFC Brazil

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@damzychillin Fernan Torres

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@ElonMusk_LordX Mona Lisa

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@Matt_Pinner Bob’s Burgers

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Lady: do you drink beer?

Me: yes.

Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.

Lady: how much do you pay per beer?

Me: $5 each including tip.

Lady: how long have you been drinking?

Me: about 20 years.

Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.

Me: sounds correct.

Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?

Me: do you drink beer?

Lady: no.

Me: where's your fucking plane?

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@iman_560 Freddie Mercury

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@KhusbooT14835 Google

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@Med1_Ai AI

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@TrevorHerman6 @joeorrico Just pick any 2. That's a dice roll. Good luck.

[Michael Flores @miclflores]

@mcfc_gloryy @Feastables Aubameyang!