Theresa Mitchell

Mom. Wife. Professional Middle School car line hater. Not ready for a kid who can drive. INSTA: @miclogger

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@TheKalenAllen At the point that he started crowing about challenging the vote in Pennsylvania, he was up 17%. 🙄

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First #Pistons game of the season! Let’s goooo! #pistonsbasketball #pistons

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@madiithedoll I literally said “She’s aggressive” the other day, when talking about the text messaging reminder system at a chiropractor. As long as he’s expressing love to, and taking care of, his kids - and he is - who cares if he’s calling them girls, boys, or handbags?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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.@995WYCD - @ericchurch no contest!! #FrankWilliamsJr #GoingForTheHallOfFame

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@jakecardiff401 They’d made it pretty apparent they couldn’t be bothered with me, so I went “Right back at ya!” 👋🏻 Stressful. Worth it.

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@itsdanilove I didn’t either! I always had to use a brush to smooth it out. Then I find out it’s supposed to be wet. 💡 Miracle, that. I found out via some listicle style “Secrets your makeup artist wont tell you” or whatever, article.

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@kellierowe Any of @chefsymon restaurants. I think Lolita has closed, but I’m pretty sure Lola is still open. You spend some coin, but WORTH IT. He’s got a BBQ place too. And his son runs a doughnut shop, so they got ya covered. 👍🏻

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@GoldfishSmiles Random; my son is allergic to flavor blasted goldfish, but can eat other kinds (and does!) His allergist says he sees it all the time. 👀

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@norvina1 In my husbands case he was actually encouraged by his at the time doctor to start vaping, because it was *less* risky then the pack a day of @marlboro Reds that he was smoking. She never told him NO risk, just less.

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.@995WYCD - you can only enter #birthdaybash contest once, apparently. That’d be a helpful little fact to let your listeners know.

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.@CobyWhite is like, friend goals. I need people in my life rootin' for me like that. ❤️❤️ #nbadraft

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So did #Mavs and #Pistons somehow trade picks? Is that why Twitter is telling me Roby is going to Dallas? #Confused #NBADraft

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@studb @chrissyteigen @charliesheen I didn't watch Two and a Half Men new, but I LOVE me some @tvland, and late in Charlie's run, you really start to see the resemblance kick in, I'd never realized!

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Remember the days when we were nervous that Zion didn't have an agent? Bruh found the best one on the market, ESPN is so hype on him, you'd hardly know there's a whole draft going on around them! #NBADraft

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@SheenaMcfeely @VegnBchBear @Karamo @NyleDiMarco What belittle? Sure, the midnight cashier at 7-11 in Whoville, Louisiana MIGHT be a bigger advocate then Nyle is, but which one has the bigger twitter following?

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@SheenaMcfeely @VegnBchBear @Karamo @NyleDiMarco He doesn't speak for everyone, of course. But he's a powerful person to have - he's got a big platform, and he's fearless about using it to advocate for the deaf/HOH community. And people pay attention! So he may not speak for everyone, but when he speaks, people listen.

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@AbleLikes It's not an obsession with height for me. I just date dudes taller then me (my husband is over a foot taller then I am), because I'm 5'2", and basically everybody is taller then me. 😂

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@chrissyteigen ...well, as long as we're clear? #ItsAlwaysSomethingIsntIt

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Watching #StephanVsTheGame on #FacebookWatch and my personal favorite Curry, Ryan, face planted, stood up, didn’t even bother brushing off, and resumed eating her sucker, and if Little Bit ain’t #goals, I don’t know who is. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 😍 #stephcurry