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All views presented here are my own, however ill-informed or poorly-written. By the way, I plan to live forever … so far, so good.

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@sdunne29 @Jan_Leeming People who use "stood" when it should be "standing". I'm not sure if that's a creeping Americanism or just poor grammar.

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@EllyOldroyd Why did this test start at the somewhat random time of 2.20am, GMT? Why not start on the hour or half hour. Weird?

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Better grammar needed in your online banking app, @NatWest_Help. It's "fewer categories" not "less categories".

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Took me slightly longer than you @rickedwards1 but I'm now a blubbering wreck watching the Lionesses return to the crowds at Southend.

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How can the French Open consider itself a Major on the tennis circuit? The French people don't rate it - if they did they would fill the stadium. 🎾 @BBCSport

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Semi-final ends a session early. I bet John Virgo's warming up already with his impressions of mostly dead snooker players. @BBCSport @BBCSnooker #Snooker #snookerworldchampionship @jvofficialjv

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@BBC2 Continuity announcer - The #HaloWorldChampionship is at the Crucible Theatre, not the Crooshible. @BBCSnooker @crucibletheatre

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@NatWest_Help Is this a new icon? I don't recall seeing it before a few days ago. The three little lines suggest an alarm or warning. Twice in the past three days I've had a payment declined despite there being sufficient funds available.

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Dear @GaryLineker, it’s “Join me” not “Join myself”.

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How many times did @LukePollard mispronounce the word "nuclear" on @bbcquestiontime last night? It's not "nucular". Thank goodness he didn't have to talk about sections of the Armed Forces being reduced to a "skellington" staff.

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@CurveLeicester You did this as your Christmas show about 10/11 years ago. Let's see some originality.

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@sainsburys This is the quality of response you can expect from @sainsburys They tell you to repeat something they've already told you to do, which did not solve the problem, and then say they're not going to help any more.

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What's wrong with @sainsburys order site. I keep getting this message: SyntaxError: JSON.parse: unexpected character at line 1 column 1 of the JSON data Evey time I "Try again" the same message appears.
Will this get fixed so I can amend my delivery order this evening?

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@sainsburys I cancelled my saver slot and tried to book a regular slot - now I'm being told "Sorry, we're having trouble showing you this page right now. Try refreshing the page to see if that fixes the problem." Guess what happens when I try refreshing...

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@sainsburys That has not helped. Cleared my web browser cache on my laptop and reinstalled the mobile app on my phone. Updating orders is still not working. This needs to be fixed before 11pm tonight.

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Every page on your site displays for a couple of seconds and then shows this message. What's going on? How can I complete my delivery order? @sainsburys

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@virginmedia Have you actually read the two messages you sent as shown in the screenshot??

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@bbcweather So Louise Lear thinks the August bank holiday is the last of the year. When did they cancel Christmas Day and Boxing Day?

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@willguyatt Glad it's not just me this morning. Any word on what's wrong, @NatWest_Help ?

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@StuartHeron4 That tie and those cufflinks. I wonder what he's doing now.