queefing trumpet

Under the Lorde's grasp

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

😑

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Mf look str8 up like a penis

[Gertrude⁷ • spread love • fan account @oursevenfates]

Now the haters can stfu.

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@JasonDClinton @hinapansari Warn the world with no guardrails? Loooooool.

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Welcome back Brian Steele

Truly humble under god

[Lydia Lam @LydiaLamCourt]

Random defence lawyer trying to defend his client: “He essentially possessed no essential skills, experience or knowledge. He was not an irreplaceable component in the syndicate. He was an extra part.”

[dabo @youngdaboo]

if u talk negative about another person looks
just to make your day better
your a loser.

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Nk trade wya let me rescue u

[神币 🔶 馬良 @surpr164]

朝鲜黑客这英语说得太地道了，就是提到平壤时，他们会下意识地愣一下。

我总结了一下他们是如何假装程序员、混进 Crypto 公司，然后盗取币圈公司资产的。

1. 先偷用美国、欧洲等地真实居民的身份，伪造简历、学历、工作经历和 LinkedIn 账号。

2. 面试时开 VPN，用 AI 换脸、实时回答工具，甚至找别人代面。公司寄出的电脑会送到美国境内的“笔记本农场”，再由当地协助者安装远程控制软件，让他们在海外操控电脑，而公司看到的设备和 IP 仍显示在美国。

3. 入职前期正常写代码、参加会��、按时交付，甚至同时给多家公司上班。这样既能拿工资，也能慢慢获得 GitHub、Slack、云服务器、部署系统和内部文档权限。

4. 权限增加后，他们会复制源代码、客户数据和钱包操作流程。碰到能接触部署、签名或转账系统的岗位，还可能篡改代码、劫持交易请求、转走公司资产。

5. 被发现或解雇后，有人会拿偷走的源码和数据勒索公司。

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

She's busy crushing hands with her mallet

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

where the fuck is laura

[•Azi☾ @Azinv77]

Remember when GIA GUNN successfully ended Sneako on TikTok live 😭💀

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Chainsmokers

[tasman @lildorothy_]

we need a slur for people who are always coughing

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

May the MOAB sent by Iran annihilates the bunker you evacuate to

[ILOVEISRAEL @YesILOVEISRAEL]

@minded621 @_yorunoken I’m literally in the IDF

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@teo_kai_xiang I'd eat him out like in wyominggggg

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Ew get this person out of here (physically revolted)

[Highkey🎃 @Evl1um1]

@averyx_____ I own you blud

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Basquiat:

[maybe not @here2daygone2mm]

my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@Hahahariick Fuck Jared kushner n vent caps

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@03angrylampa Auntiecular.....

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@EA vetements "you fuck'n asshole" football shoulder pad shirt fw16

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

@EA

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

Perhaps getting bullied in real life isn't harsh enough because you're a raging racist?

[redhindenberg/lamb @RHindenber19316]

@von2dash @xvengefulspirit @Mafia100x @newknumbrwhodis @ChocMilkDrinker 17, and in a year i'm going to be 18, but you'll always be a faggot

[queefing trumpet @microdosed]

As long as you can maneuver the steel brackets supporting the glass panels, one strike at the sides and it's over

[phew @studentphew]

와 파리 루이비통 유리 두꺼운거 봐라

[ChocolateMilkDrinkƎr @ChocMilkDrinker]

do these people’s parents just, never check on them??? Like at all???