Finn & Henry Nack

We are the little Nack men

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Finn, admitting to kinda liking pumpkin spice latte: "Look, we all have a little white girl in us..."

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"Stop, you're making me look like a Frank Gehry building!" — Henry, objecting to mom's interpretive hair-combing technique

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"It's like Marilyn Monroe as a wookie." — Henry on the Lhasa Apso

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With Margot away, Finn created a list of “Things we lack,” including “milk,” “pasta,” and “dignity.” 😌

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eBay just targeted Henry with ads for “vintage” pin-up girls… meaning from the 90’s. I immediately turned to dust.

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“Dad, the Häagen-Dazs next to us has dulce de MF’ing leche; let’s goooo!” — 12yo airport buddy Hen

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“Dad, what do you call an existential freak-out from a birth helper? Midwife crisis.” — Henry, making more #dadjokes before 7AM than most people do all day 😌

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"Man, it's *always* Hippie O'Clock up here." — Finn, in Leadville, CO, being correct 😌

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Henry’s new poolside motto: “Float Around And Find Out.”
Happy summer. 😌

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“I would’ve thought the record store would be gone by now,” says Henry, “but judging from the level of nerd activity, they’re doing fine!”

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I told the boys about how cars of my childhood would rust through so that you could see the ground below. “Were you the Flintstones?” they ask. 👴🏻

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He just hit Tweet on that one, making it his first-ever post here. “Your tweet has been twote,” he declares.

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“Dad, you should listen to This Day In Esoteric Political History. It’s amazing!” — Henry Nack, age 11, being 💯 on-brand 😌

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“Oh my God, I always thought that when people said ‘prima donna,’ they meant ‘pre-Madonna.’” — Finn, blowing his own mind just now ☺️

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Finn, age 12: “My God, these potatoes look *awful*! And we’re Irish, we should know better!!”

Me: “Dude, those are Brussels sprouts.”

Finn: “I am dead.”

😌☘️

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“Dad, this election has me so nervous. I just... I don’t think we can handle four more years of Alec Baldwin as Trump.” — Finn 😌

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"Are they gonna use the Snapchat dancing hot dog to steer them or what?" — Henry https://t.co/zbKO4jstxl

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“Did to hear that Trump is banning
@tiktok_us? Probably because of @sarahcpr.” — Henry Nack, age 11

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"Dad, did you know that Mitch McConnell is a Bolshevik? (It means 'majority.')" — Henry, teaching the old man something new 🤘

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"Dad, remember when we were, like, four & you claimed that a yawn is when a ghost shoves its fist into your mouth?" 🙃

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