Michaela Scrimpshire

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Greenville’s whataburger suffered tornado damage only 5 hours ago and they are still open and packed AND fixing the roof. Whata doing the most 🙌🏻🙌🏻 @SorryImTexan @TexasHumor @YesToTexas @Whataburger

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

*driving through tennessee*

Tone: “Ah, yes. We’ve reached the part of the south where you have a billboard with a Bible verse followed by one advertising an adult store.”

*Tone points at CFA billboard”

“See, look! There’s a Bible verse one now!!”

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Honestly I’m still really mad at New Girl for not giving us the Ali-Winston wedding. Not cool.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Remy. She’s a jenga legend. Not sure why anybody doubted her. It’s a simple game when you’re good. 14/10

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Here is his alphabet (first) and my alphabet (second) both written upside down. Note all of my reversals. Also he had to help me just to make it that correct 🤣
My brain hurts but lots and lots of giggling ensued. Try it 🤪

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Tone and I were talking about how we can read upside down (because sometimes in teaching you have to) then he tells me he can also WRITE upside down.

My mind is blown.

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

@AshleighThomas6 That's literally the way the movie puts it 😳

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

In Frozen, which situation constitutes a crazier character:

Hans trying to manipulate Anna so he can steal her kingdom and then attempting to murder her & her sister

Anna allowing a man she just met to rule her kingdom while she’s gone because she’s in love with him

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Tone literally just said that his inability to quote anything is actually a service to other men so he doesn’t “hog the limelight” with all his “other perfect attributes”

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

@rachel_stringey I am so intrigued!!! How do you decide the colors?

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Ladies get you a man who encourages impulsive Christmas paper buying in January and don’t quit looking until you find one!!!

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

@joelbest9 go away

I already noticed and @Twitter just needs an EDIT BUTTON

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

tood Tone that I had a dream that consisted entirely of him annoying me and his literal response was, “So not only do I control your conscious, I ALSO control your SUBCONSCIOUS!!!!!”

and I’m gonna marry this weirdo

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

@Whataburger gave me a 3 piece chicken strip meal with 4 strips and no fries. How am I supposed to feel about this

[Madeline Holloway @Holloway_am]

Okayy so I have way to much time on my hands and I’ve mostly been filling it with Hallmark movies. In an attempt to slow my transition into an 80 year old woman I’ve decided to make a thread to express some things I’ve been bottling up inside and need to share.

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

When you rage tweet about Gilmore Girls and spell Hayden wrong........

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Worst four words in the entire Gilmore Girls series are “welcome home Mrs. Haden” don’t @ me

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

Tone and I took the Meyers Briggs test yesterday....... and got the same personality type.

[Michaela Scrimpshire @micscrimp]

ALL. THE. TIME.

[TAM SURBA @samanthaSWERVa]

do you ever just get mad bc of all the different ways there are to spell michaela