all these pious fucks

i am not stella donnelly but in fact a nigerian man

[josh hartnett employment tracker @paulasoldestson]

how literally ALL of you sound YES you too

[far🇸🇷 @farlitoslime]

“The latinas of africa” bro kijk even wat je zegt met je porno verslaving brein

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Footage of Japan fans taking litter out of a bag and leaving it all over the stadium at full time, whilst moonwalking around. Shocking scenes.

[𝙷𝙱💫 @HoodiiBook]

21 suns

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[Drank man please @DRANKMANNPLS]

Stole ur lingo do sum about it bloke

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

Japan fans cleaning the stadium gimmick to make it 3-2 to Japan

[. @SCFCJosh96]

Yes, no idea why a *checks notes* British audience would be interested in that

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

Annual leave?

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

It’s called taking a lover and it’s hitting the world by storm this summer

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

“Victim Wembanyama” put this nigga in the hater hall of fame immediately I’ve seen enough

[all these pious fucks @midairbandit]

And everybody is freaked out at the party and makes Bear take her to the hospital.

[all these pious fucks @midairbandit]

Isn’t it pretty clear that “Nikki” has pretty much cut off her whole social life outside of bear?

[Clive "Double Down" Ruggins (Silver) @istacksilver]

@rocksoverrocks Sarah watched her "friend" smash a glass into her face, and never thought to check up on her at all afterwards, so I guess you're right that she didn't do shit in that sense, but what she did do instead is push up on a taken man behind her back right after that.

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

shit will feel like you just got shot in the fucking chest

[all these pious fucks @midairbandit]

A1 response

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[cy #106 @yukisunoda]

thank god he remembered