Jessica Evans

Reads a lot of books. Eats entire can of Pringles in one sitting.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

In case you want to watch my feeble attempt at being a writer, I have an account for my pen name. Clearly, Jessica Evans is too common. (You know shits bad when there are two in the family). So, follow along with my alter ego @KennerHalston.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

I’m watching a bad rom/com from 2013 and the lead girl has razor thin eyebrows. Were eyebrows not a thing back then?

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

@YelleTK God this album is so fucking good.

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamMonet?! RT and spread the word!! @monetxchange #AllStars4

[Kenner Halston @KennerHalston]

I love waking up in the morning drenched in the sweat of financial panic.

#TheLiesWeAllTellOurselves

[Kenner Halston @KennerHalston]

After being told to "smile more" in a restaurant last night by a passerby, I guess I am writing an essay on how men are generally awful. Aptly titled "Fuck you, dude" because that seems to be my constant response. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

ICYMI: Christmas Dinner

[Kenner Halston @KennerHalston]

At dinner last night, a gentleman caller of my husband's aunt took it upon himself to lightly drag his finger from my shoulder tattoo down to my forearm piece. After, he looked at me with the most expressive, embarrassed eyes I've ever seen.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

This was an adventure.

[Kenner Halston @KennerHalston]

My car didn’t start today, and I had the pleasure of the happiest tow truck driver in the world. Specifically, he was thrilled that the call was for my house and not my neighbors, who he had to tow yesterday. She left weed in the car, and blamed him for it.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

Add these to my #OnMyGrownupChristmasList

[John Fluevog Shoes @Fluevog]

T'is the season for incredible boots! 😜 Shop The GAITERS in stores or online now! https://t.co/hV6x8OADh3

[Kenner Halston @KennerHalston]

Have you ever flushed an entire tube of hair dye down the toilet? Because I have, and I can assure you it's a complete and utter mindfuck. All of the stars had to align in order to have the tube plummet to its death at just the right moment.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

@YelleTK I feel like the last time I saw a picture of her, she was fresh out of the oven! It's crazy. Same thing with Millie though. No matter how often I see her, she seems more giant.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

Getting friendship ghosted at 32 is weird.

[niamh louise @niamhlouisec]

Something the world wanted but never knew it needed. @TheBiancaDelRio as Sebastian lip syncing to Under The Sea. 👍🏻

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

Patiently waiting my turn to buy Queen tickets and slowly dying in the process. GIMME.

[Jessica Evans @midcenturybelle]

@kristinr0se I have literally done that before. Take care of your eyes!

[Netflix @netflix]

The Holiday Armadillo has granted your wish: “Friends” will still be there for you in the US throughout 2019