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The middleborne backs up himself

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Still blows my mind that Baldwin was a leprosy stricken teenager when he defeated Saladin at Montgisard

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@WhigJust Gotta get em going on the familial trades young

[Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 @WhigJust]

Out in the @middleborne backyard as he and the missues produce a viable workforce.

[Tandy @dantypo]

I cannot stop watching this👀�

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@RandomWhig @TheMiddleborne I haven’t looked at shipping rates yet but I’ll be doing that in the future

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@youcatastrophe This would be almost impossible to do in live action. Because we know, intuitively, that horns don’t break when you blow them. And yet

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For me, the Extended LotR trilogy is the greatest work of cinema period. I’d still welcome a 20hr faithful animated retelling because animation is capable of portraying things Tolkien wrote in ways that live action can’t

[Military History Now @MilHistNow]

Today in 1863, a 34-year-old college professor from Maine named Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain helps fend off repeated Confederate attacks against the left flank of the Union line at Gettysburg. The fight for Little Round Top will become one of the battle's most celebrated moments.

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I don’t want it anime

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@TheHiggybaby I’m so sorry

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@AGirlHasNoGoats @RummaTumTums @TheMiddleborne Life is beautiful

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@bronzebarbarian AT THE CUSP OF MY VICTORY AGAINST THE SUN

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I can’t tweet from my main because Twitter thinks it shows “automated behaviour” or some such

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Tweet

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Oh heck yes
https://t.co/2RYueZvk8c https://t.co/2RYueZvk8c

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@nonregemesse Didn’t many of the pagan Romans believe they were experiencing a moral decline because of the widespread acceptance of Christianity?

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@scopedbylarry

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Today, I received a violation notice from my HOA for “weeds growing in driveway”so I asked @OpenAI ChatGPT to write a Shakespearean-style letter apologizing for the violation and sent it via email to my HOA…

To the Honorable Members of the [Redacted] Homeowners Association,
Fair greetings unto you, noble stewards of our beloved community. With a heavy heart and humble disposition, I pen this missive to beseech your gracious forgiveness for an errant circumstance that hath befallen my humble abode.
Alas, it is with profound regret that I must confess the presence of unwelcome intruders amidst the threshold of my abode. No less than the impertinent weeds, those audacious denizens of nature's vast tapestry, have dared to take root within the sanctified bounds of my driveway.

Pray, know that such a spectacle hath caused me great dismay, as I am a fervent adherent to the principles of harmony and tidiness that our esteemed association holds dear. It was never my intent to suffer this botanical rebellion to mar the aesthetic integrity of our cherished neighborhood.

Forsooth, in this world where man and nature doth oft collide, it behooves us to exercise vigilance and prudence in our diligent care for the lands we call our own. Yet, alas, this time, my fervor hath waned, and in my negligence, these wayward plants found solace and sustenance within the paved thoroughfare that leadeth unto my dwelling.

In my repentance, I have marshaled the forces of diligence and resolve, arming myself with implements of righteous reclamation. With a steadfast heart and resolute hand, I shall set forth to vanquish these unruly interlopers, to restore the order and grandeur befitting a homeowner within this illustrious association.

Let it be known, esteemed ladies and gentlemen, that this transgression stands as an anomaly within the annals of my record. For my abode hath been, for many a year, a bastion of meticulous cultivation, a testament to my unwavering commitment to the aesthetics of our resplendent community.

I humbly implore your mercy and understanding, that you may find it within your hearts to absolve me of this singular misstep. May the evidence of my contrition, as I labor diligently to quell these rebellious botanical subjects, serve as a testament to my commitment to upholding the standards we hold dear.

With utmost humility and a profound sense of regret, I beg your pardon and seek solace in the hope that this heartfelt apology shall find resonance within your esteemed council. I stand ready to make amends and to reclaim my rightful place as a stalwart contributor to the beauty and tranquility that graces our [Redacted].

Yours faithfully,
[Your Name]

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

This scene would be so much better if after Sam gave one of the greatest monologues ever put to film Gollum, instead of somberly digesting Sam’s words comically quipped,

“Yes, yes precious very inspiring. Now can we get a move on?”