Coach Middlescreen

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[Coach Middlescreen @middlescreen1]

@JeremyBranham It’s like if Christian Walker never accomplished anything of significance in the major leagues prior to last year.

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@SLSpaceCowboys Music to my ears.

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@regadetula @Djbienaime It’s incredible what happens when the fastest teenagers in the world aren’t making too much money being paid by foreign governments or in diamond league to run college track anymore.

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@FlickNickem Giving up those 5 runs is worth it knowing Chandler is miserable.

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Catching up on @SethCPayne & @SeanTPendergast, and when discussing Paraguay, Sean described them as “land-locked like Deleware”.

Now I am curious to know how Sean thinks they came up with the name for the Delaware Bay.

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@SeanTPendergast They think they’re financial experts by saying they have taxes taken out of their paycheck. And then they’re subtracting LIVING EXPENSES from their paycheck as if all other working families aren’t also using their paychecks to cover the cost of “living” and “the house”.

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Get used to seeing this combination in 2026, #Texans fans.

[Jacob @JacobBarzilla]

C.J. Stroud throwing to Justin Watson in team mini-camp/walkthroughs:

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@FB_FilmAnalysis If this stat is meant to highlight his “gravity”, couldn’t Kobe have just passed it to the wide open guy instead of hoping they get his rebound if he misses?

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@TweeterSerious @michaelschwab13 I will admit I’m watching on about a 2.5” pop out player on my phone while also scrolling Twitter, but to me he looked safe.

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@TweeterSerious @michaelschwab13 I’m confused he looked so safe.

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@ManiaPick @AstrosFuture He should go one time through the lineup once every 3 or 4 days. It annoys me that the Astros don’t allow themselves to get specialized with the way they use their arms.

[Coach Middlescreen @middlescreen1]

How do we know these aren’t the 1s?! Are they yelling out the depth chart order? 🤔

[DJ Bien-Aime @Djbienaime]

We are in team right now and only the 2s and 3s have been getting reps as of now.

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If they didn’t have the closed captioning I wouldve thought Coach Vasso was a daring middle school boy at lunch.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

"PEANUTSSS"

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@JeremyBranham If he is still on the roster in 2028 I’ll buy you a coca-cola.

[Coach Middlescreen @middlescreen1]

@JeremyBranham Yes. It was a wasted pick along the same lines of many of the other wasted picks Nick Caserio has used over the years. Trading up for Metchie and whatnot.

I can’t remember a player that the Texans have drafted who I never heard of before the draft and turned out to be good.

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@brandonkscott Drop her off at a Walmart in some Cookie Monster PJ pants and her manager’s voicemail would be overflowing.

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I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/13h6z6vy6r #NBA #82and0

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@bykevinclark I didn’t know until a moment ago that you could re-spin. I was amazed at the squads all you people were putting together.

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@SeanTPendergast People forget about taxes on their $200M. When you consider the tax rate, you can hardly afford to buy a fleet of AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopters which a single one cost $20M alone. https://t.co/tMsldVqmIk

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Rich Paul:

“I got guys, 22, making $200M over the next 4 or 5 years. I'm constantly telling them that's not a lot of money based upon where you're starting, because you're starting from zero… Not to mention jeans today, the ones they want that they're buying in excess, which they probably don't really need, cost $2,000… No athlete can afford to fly private all the time, yet we see so many athletes on Instagram flying private. I fly Delta.”

(via @EarnYourLeisure, h/t @cptdankkk)