Midfield Generals

A satirical look at the week's football news.

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Darren Fletcher Asks Sir Alex If He Can Sleep With the Light On.

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#MUFC #GGMU #BURMUN

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Christmas Decorations Last Longer Than Wilfried Nancy at Celtic

Read more 👉 https://t.co/8CvJQVQmO2

#hailhail | #CelticFC

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@LFC https://t.co/ZScXBL6XfD

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Fan Vows to Grow Hair Until Liverpool Win One Game in a Row

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#LFC | #YNWA | #LIVMUN | #MUFC

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Fan Vows to Grow Hair Until Liverpool Win One Game in a Row

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#LFC | #YNWA

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Refs To Continue Playing Matches Until Liverpool Score

Full story here 👉 https://t.co/pkE79aEUfU

#LFC | #YNWA

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Sound like anyone you know?

𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄-𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗙𝗣𝗟 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘀

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#FPL | #FantasyFootball

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@Plettigoal Any truth in this? https://t.co/DNPvGuck5P

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@indykaila Any truth in this?

https://t.co/DNPvGuck5P

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Ratcliffe Demands ‘Sesko Clubcard Discount’ From Leipzig

Read more 👉 https://t.co/DNPvGuck5P

#MUFC #Baleba #Sesko #GGMU

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They probably sold it to themselves or a mid-table Bundesliga club for £60,000…

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📍Just in:

Police 👮 have been called into Chelsea's Coham training ground after the disappearances of £30,000 💷 worth of camera equipment 🎥

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Chelsea Sell Another Player You've Never Heard of For £30m

Read more here > https://t.co/z0kWYeLF6p

#cfc #chelsea

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Beckham a Complete Bastard Now He’s Been Knighted

Read more 👉 https://t.co/H4JZYDg7AA

#MUFC | #GGMU

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@lauriewhitwell 👀

https://t.co/nDvT6TUFoY

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Liverpool’s Coutinho Money Must Be Nearly Run Out Now

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#LFC | #YNWA | #Kerkez

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Irish Sports Journos Dunno What to Be At Now

Read more 👉https://t.co/CZvtbO4jYu

#DamienDuff | #Shelbourne | #LOI | #GreatestLeagueintheWorld

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𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 "𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐚" & "𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠" 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞

Read more 👉 https://t.co/sRLgwTkHJb

#loi | #greatestleagueintheworld | #droghedaunited | #dufc

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𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐣𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭

Read more here 👉 https://t.co/5sH8u27oWj

#MUFC #GGMU