Alan Gernon

Author/Football Writer/Stand-Up Comedian/Father/Husband/Son/Brother/Not in that order

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

John Terry discussing my book on @SoccerAM this morning... #Retired #CFC

[Stanchion Books - the football bookshop 📚 @StanchionBooks]

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊 | RETIRED by @AlanGernon

The ultimate 'where are they now?' How do players cope with going from heroes to zeroes in such a short space of time? And what can be done to help with their transition to normal life?

🛒 https://t.co/P6IYtgwVU5

[Midfield Generals @midfieldgens]

Fan Vows to Grow Hair Until Liverpool Win One Game in a Row

Read more 👉 https://t.co/ZScXBL6pq5

#LFC | #YNWA | #LIVMUN | #MUFC

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

Michael Healy-Jordan

#LateLateToyShow

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@shornKOOMINS @IanDarke

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

Erik Ten Hag goes to console Arne Slot after a controversial last-minute Karim Benzema winner at Anfield. 15th September 2024. (Getty Images)

[SoccerBooksLtd @SoccerBooksLtd]

*TOP PICKS*
This Weeks Top Picks!
Get your books here!👇⚽️
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@PitchPublishing @reach_sport @IanRidley1 @FDpublishing @DameJulieWelch @TheLiverpolitan @Miguel_LPereira @JimWhite @AlanGernon #spurs #LFC #ChelseaFC #MCFC

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

What footballers really think about #DeadlineDay 👇
“Players switch their phones off on purpose”
“Transfers affect family life a great deal. Deadline Day is a really emotional time”

Book here 👉 https://t.co/kc4xEQBX3r…

[Johnnie Lowery @AddedSix]

Retired, by @AlanGernon, is a great eye-opener about the challenges often faced by professional footballers after their playing days come to an end

https://t.co/Tt5VPrPOvn

[The Football Library @TheFootyLibrary]

📅 As we enter mid-July, we continue to spend time discussing transfers, and transfer rumors.

📙Read Alan Gernon’s “The Transfer Market” to get a behind the scenes look at how the rest of the summer could look.

🔄 What has been the most surprising move of the summer so far?

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@CianByNature This left me incredibly confused until I realised you weren’t talking about Neco Williams.

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@SimonHemelryk @BeardedGenius Second that.

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@gavreilly The nicest couple you’d ever meet and a great shop too. What a shame.

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

My 13-year-old son has only gone and switched Ruben Dias for Harry Maguire on my Fantasy Football team when I left my phone unattended during the week. He thought it was hilarious. He’s grounded til Christmas.

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@JurassicArse Where is the shop?

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@GerryMcBride Above the Rims
The Fog Light
Airbag Force One
ABSolute Beginners
Brakes on a Plane
Yogi Bearing
Raging Bulb

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@shornKOOMINS Solly March.

[Alan Gernon @AlanGernon]

@noriordan He’s been linked with Bose.

[The Football Literary Society @FootieLibrary]

With the transfer window SLAMMING SHUT next week, the man who wrote the book on it, @AlanGernon, pops into the Library today. He also talks about his excellent book Retired, as approved by John Terry.

First half: https://t.co/lPFBfJ0Ys1

Second half: https://t.co/QiFRZkmXwl

[League of Ireland @LeagueofIreland]

OH MY WORD! That is special from Patrick McEleney! 😲

@DundalkFC have come from behind to lead against Vitesse, and what a goal it was from McEleney!

Unbelievable skill, composure, and audacity to pull off the finish. WOW. 🤯

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