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[Midge @Midge010789]

@GuruAnaerobic Incomplete because they have no children? A person is complete, full stop. They're still young - and when older may well start doing voluntary work or helping look after friends and families' offspring.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@Read_Meee I remember an old friend being upset because her daughter would often become irritated when mum showed an interest. You simply can't generalise!

[Midge @Midge010789]

@cisco_jose33767 @Read_Meee @KeruboSk It's entirely wrong to do so!

[Midge @Midge010789]

@Read_Meee I don't comprehend. This is not my experience at all! My older pals talk a lot about their adult families and show me lots of photos. They are often very proud of them. One the other day told me at length how well her son was doing at work. Who on earth do you mix with? Odd.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@Read_Meee The ones of my acquaintance are taking their grandchildren to school and collecting them afterwards to help their children so they can go out to work.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@Rhine_sto @omgsidewalks I'd have found total inactivity boring, to be fair.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@__0HOUR1_ Muesli is yummy!

[Katherine Brodsky @mysteriouskat]

It's probably a bit weird but...anyone else bored by food? It's like everything good has been eaten before.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@JulieOnX24 I'm not ❤️

[LepsLair is making content @lepslair]

Anyone know a guy named David who's single? My friend doesn't want to change her tattoo

[Midge @Midge010789]

@koalafiedtesla I think all male persons should wear suit and tie more often. They just improve their appearance massively. On the rare occasion one of the men I know wears them for a funeral or wedding I can't stop admiring them.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

Carry binoculars when hiking, so when you make frequent stops, it looks like you are appreciating nature instead of gasping for air.

Follow me for more life tips. 😉

[Midge @Midge010789]

@YUGEBOLZ I would if there was a bank with cashpoint next door to my house. Even then... I don't like the idea of carrying lots of cash around.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

I don't want an "AI assistant" or a chatbot that loops me through a scripted nightmare. Just let me talk to a human being who can actually solve my problem in under 30 seconds.

[MIMI❤️ @EEkanem19027]

Being an adult is opening the fridge five times, hoping new food magically appears. 😭

[Avery @Averybulr]

A man on the subway just started arguing

with me over whether MY ARM HAIRS

were touching him or not. I tried to argue

that maybe it was HIS arm hairs touching

mine but I ended it with “so do you

wanna kiss or what?”

He got up and moved.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@itspreacherboy I ask one thing: don't just bugger off. It's upsetting.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@depressionlesss It hurt my teeth!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The same rain?

Hurts the ice cream seller.
Helps the umbrella seller.

Not every day was made to favor you. That's fine.

[Your Cousin From Texas @CousinBenFromTX]

Remind me why I thought a 7am Saturday morning grocery pickup order was a good idea again?

Seriously someone explain me to me. Please and thank you.