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[Midge @Midge010789]

@__0HOUR1_ Muesli is yummy!

[Katherine Brodsky @mysteriouskat]

It's probably a bit weird but...anyone else bored by food? It's like everything good has been eaten before.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@JulieOnX24 I'm not ❤️

[LepsLair is making content @lepslair]

Anyone know a guy named David who's single? My friend doesn't want to change her tattoo

[Midge @Midge010789]

@koalafiedtesla I think all male persons should wear suit and tie more often. They just improve their appearance massively. On the rare occasion one of the men I know wears them for a funeral or wedding I can't stop admiring them.

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

Carry binoculars when hiking, so when you make frequent stops, it looks like you are appreciating nature instead of gasping for air.

Follow me for more life tips. 😉

[Midge @Midge010789]

@YUGEBOLZ I would if there was a bank with cashpoint next door to my house. Even then... I don't like the idea of carrying lots of cash around.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

I don't want an "AI assistant" or a chatbot that loops me through a scripted nightmare. Just let me talk to a human being who can actually solve my problem in under 30 seconds.

[MIMI❤️ @EEkanem19027]

Being an adult is opening the fridge five times, hoping new food magically appears. 😭

[Avery @Averybulr]

A man on the subway just started arguing

with me over whether MY ARM HAIRS

were touching him or not. I tried to argue

that maybe it was HIS arm hairs touching

mine but I ended it with “so do you

wanna kiss or what?”

He got up and moved.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@itspreacherboy I ask one thing: don't just bugger off. It's upsetting.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@depressionlesss It hurt my teeth!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The same rain?

Hurts the ice cream seller.
Helps the umbrella seller.

Not every day was made to favor you. That's fine.

[Your Cousin From Texas @CousinBenFromTX]

Remind me why I thought a 7am Saturday morning grocery pickup order was a good idea again?

Seriously someone explain me to me. Please and thank you.

[Street Hawk @streethawk0]

@David__Osland Just a reminder that the working class voted for Thatcher after years of hell from Labour and trade unions. They never went back to labour. The only ones now interested in socialism are the middle classes such as yourself.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i’m deleting twitter. this app is just too much (see y’all in 15 minutes)

[Midge @Midge010789]

@Moyos_oreeoluwa Me? Lots from workplace Friday lunch pub visits. One from my carriage on the return train journeys home from my last job.

[Midge @Midge010789]

@heatherjs It's cowardice. We are protected by anonymity, many of us.

[Michelle @caseymicheller]

There should be a support group for people who get hungry after brushing their teeth for the night

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Have you ever pretended not to notice someone because you weren’t mentally prepared for a conversation?