He/Him, 32, NSFW account of a burned-out artist who does kinky shit for fun instead of money. Don’t think too hard about the dumb jokes I make. Minors DNI
Had a dream where I saw a small octopus with a regular-sized flock bullying a small crab. I got mad and picked up the flock, shot the octopus and then shot my AR just to prove a point about the sound.
Then I felt extremely ashamed because I did it in the middle of church and could’ve scared everyone. My bishop and his priests held an intervention wherein they pointed at the bullet lodged in the frame of my rifle and made me confess what happened.
Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
My phone is like “Murder on the Orient Express.”
I gotta be a detective and figure out which app is secretly mining my data and draining my battery. The plot twist is that they all are.
@peta@MELobsterFest >Ignored until they do something drastic or show tiddy
>protests for their own humiliation because any attention is good attention
>Social media engagement that thrives on degradation
Guys I think PETA might have daddy issues.
@mango_away From the pattern on the floor and the red curtain I can only assume the “horrible secrets” are just unsettling greyscale footage, incoherent whooshing noises, and a very confused neurodivergent FBI Agent.