Nicholas “Midget” Saban

+21 handicap. Führer of LinkedIn. All woman (just my ex) are sluts. Young female enjoyer. Blackjack enthusiast. #basicstrategy #lank

[cowpoke @ethanmj7]

Cousin got the Peter Millar on his wedding invite pic, tears😭😭😭

[Ricochet Charlemagne IV @RicoCharleIV]

I’m swinging things you can’t pronounce in places you can’t afford #taxthepoor #oldmoney

[Nicholas “Midget” Saban @midgetsaban]

Using a range finder at the driving range #shrink

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

“Lore” for girls in college is really just being a slut

[Ryan “Get that Bag” Donahue @that_get964978]

Hinge please stop blocking my cock of course it doesn’t bother me

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

I miss my ex's hardware but not her software

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: You just got hired at JPMorgan

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

The names John, but you can call me "that nigga"!

[Nicholas “Midget” Saban @midgetsaban]

@brodysheetzESPN Fell for #TheBluff

[Nicholas “Midget” Saban @midgetsaban]

Proud to be a part of #history #thespreadsheet

[Johnathan "Rookie" Doherty @IdkBruh37]

I want to bury my face in some freshman ass right now

[Frank P. Smeal MBA, Esq. @FrankiePSmeal]

A reliable source has confirmed that Hollywood golf club in Northern Ireland is closing in on developing a nuclear weapon.

[Tim Jones @TimothyJones92]

Hanging out with a girl tonight at her place. We plan to watch Netflix and hopefully I'll get some play. Here is my itinerary leading up to it:

-5 PM - Beat my meat (so I last longer later)
-5:30 - Take a shower, shave my chest and genitals
-6 PM - Get a solid meal in
6:30 PM - Brush teeth, mouthwash, deodorant, etc.
- 7 PM - Get to her place and hopefully do the deed

Any changes I should make?

[Miguel Hernandez (Legal) @kingofkipsbay]

Yes, I bought first class tickets because I work a front office banking role and am rich. Any other stupid questions?

[BoltsandBuckeyes @chargersownme]

Yeah instagram safe to say I’m fucking #interested !

[Chrissy “Ball-Hazer” Moltisanti @roberte1029]

Got some new ink. Some of you wouldn’t know Peter Millar if you read a book on it. #CrownCrafted #MillarMonday #MillarTuesday #JasonsWeek

[litquidity @litcapital]

When the Baruch kid secures an Evercore offer over a Wharton trust fund Chad

[Kon “Nipple” Knueppel @KonmanKnipple]

Kowalski tosses it up to Kansas Bar Girl, BANGGG #PassTheTorch