Løgan

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Nothing could have prepared me for his answer

[Løgan @midgett757]

@tweetmanluke You should go from that to Dragula 6x in a row

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

BREAKING: Police bodycam records UFO crash landing in Las Vegas

Residents call police saying a couple “not human” 8-10ft beings with big eyes in their backyard

Black SUVs reported in area that possibly took aircraft away & all video of backyard blacked out

Watch for yourself

[Løgan @midgett757]

When someone pronounces “status” as “stay-tus”

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

When they ask Elon his ideas for making Twitter profitable:

[evn @cryb0i]

what if we went down the bigfoot titty nipple slide together?

[Queso @djbitchtits]

not a lot of people know this but u can do whatever u want at any time

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

https://t.co/Qk3Qc7kwlj

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i’m in too deep

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

“We stood no chance... they were too powerful”

[SAINT ANGELO @SAINT__ANGELO]

@zackfox

[pierce @piercespears]

https://t.co/yrEQUQ6mVZ

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot

[pj @pjayevans]

shit is wild

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

as her skateboarding instructor i will tearfully grind on the casket

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls

Me: thinking about Creed’s 2001 Thanksgiving halftime performance at the cowboys game