It's Me, Meg

Regular schmuck.

[It's Me, Meg @midlifemeg]

@kevvybhoy1986 @KellyQuilt We moved a few months ago and left a stray behind that we fed regularly. I knew we weren’t his only food source and there’s no way we could have brought him with, but I still worry about him.

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@Jake_Vig @UnimpressedWU Right? Like, even if the odds were just the same as a coin toss, good should just get lucky once in a while. RIGHT?!?

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@jorah Pitbull s

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@spectrum just because you make it impossible to disconnect online, and put me on hold for 30 minutes when I try to do it by phone, and then hand up on me when I finally get a rep, doesn’t mean I’m staying with you. #worstserviceever

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@NobleValerie @uhaul @UHaul_Cares Exactly. It is no use to reserve a truck with @Uhaul. Absolutely meaningless.

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Hot tip: do not make a reservation with @uhaul for a long distance move. They’ll call you the day before to tell you the truck you reserved isn’t available, and because it’s last minute, every other truck rental place will be sold out, & you will be screwed. @UHaul_Cares my ass.

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@UHaul_Cares Why? It is too late, and also, your commitments are meaningless.

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@NobleValerie @uhaul @UHaul_Cares Option 3 is give up and hire a moving company and spend more $1000 more than you planned to spend. And that is the one I landed on.

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@NobleValerie @uhaul @UHaul_Cares Then they offered a 20 foot van tomorrow, midday. So we can get to Sacramento at midnight if we’re lucky and unload real fast so my helpers can catch their flights home. Also no.

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@naotalba We only made it a couple hours. Fat losers. My foot on concrete doesn’t last that long.

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@GetSpectrum Dear Spectrum, I hate you so much. I hate your monopoly on internet in my area. I hate your Customer Deflection Team that only wants to get me off the phone, never help me. I opened Twitter just to hate-tweet you. Fuck off.

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@DanicaReaves @thatdutchperson I love this so much!

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@smplefy @NobleValerie A++

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A national treasure ❤️

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@pazpaz DJ Dread Pretzel in the house

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@PuddinCusp @crymeariver6666 It doesn't help that Easter candy is the one thing all the stores have plenty of. Robins eggs by the handfuls :(

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@crymeariver6666 Olive oil

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@danoBdano @HoarseWisperer I hope your MIL is recovering. And I'm very sorry to hear about your dog, even though I don't know you. It is brutal to put a dog down, and every time I hear of someone else going through it my heart breaks for them.