maria

swiffer. contrarian. love america and edgelord humor. kinda random account idk

[maria @midnightsslut13]

She… read… the contract……………… she knew her masters wouldn’t be hers because that’s standard practice in the industry… the issue is that he refused to sell them to her later because he thought he could squeeze more out of her instead. it’s personal betrayal, not oversight

[maria @midnightsslut13]

Yall need to get a grip omgggghg

[katherine eilish @katherinejaayne]

Zara Larsson made a poor joke using the word ‘kill’ to refer to an abortion. This is problematic bc: it trivializes a serious decision that many women face, shows a disconnect from the realities of abortion, and conflates abortion with infanticide, which are not the same thing.

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors I’m very passionate about private equity

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors ilyt queen and I too am glad I had unrestricted internet access with zero monitoring since age six

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors Look I don’t wanna spam you queen but this is genuinely not how anyone sees you. Like at all. You’re pretty, extremely funny, and genuinely fun to be around. You’ve just been through a lot but that doesn’t make you worthles.

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors You’re so so beautiful and everyone compares themselves to others I do too lol idgaf if it makes me conceited

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors This is horrible lol

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors I’m so sorry queen I’d tell you you’re already very loved (which you are) but ik it doesn’t feel that way and like. yeah if you wanna talk just text me anywhere on our838383838 platforms

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors @kiwikyu It took me a while to read this hashtag properly but I rly support it

[maria @midnightsslut13]

@prettyvisitors HIIII MY BEAUTIFUO BEST FRIENR IT ISS TILL MARCH 28TH HERE AND IM TIPSY SO HAPPY BDAY x2 QUEEEN

[bran @slugopolis]

women's assholes are for pooping!!! they cannot be used for sex!! unlike the male asshole which is more akin to a cloaca

[Vivian @suchnerve]

You’ll never be able to unsee it once you try mentally doing a copy-and-paste to replace negative adjectives with “sinful” and then ask yourself how similar the sentence now sounds to something a Christian conservative evangelical would say

[beetle soup @madscientitz]

Inshallah they find out whose pussy it is

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Clavicular gets arrested and everyone’s talking about anal and blowjobs he was holding it all together

[Evie Lupine 💜🖤🤍 @EvieLupine]

People being pressured into sexual acts they don't enjoy to please someone else is a real, common problem. I wish we were talking about that and not "anal ruins your body. it will make you SHIT YOURSELF forever. it is a gross debasement of all that is female and natural"

[maria @midnightsslut13]

Wrong

[isa! @drunkyuhyun1]

Men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome. She wants to peg you.

[maria @midnightsslut13]

Reminds me of when we were discussing this topic in class and my semi conservative religious professor said ‘gen z aren’t having sex!’ and someone went ‘isn’t that a good thing?’ to which even he said ‘well no!’

[Chris Alvino @ChrisAlvino]

What really pisses me off about all of this anti-sex discourse coming from Gen Z is that Millennials and Gen X FOUGHT for the sex positivity movement for decades in our youth and we made real strides in that area... All for Gen Z to throw it all away bc they're too dumb

[alex @vaudevillehook]

I’ve never “made” a woman cum, because I don’t “make” women do anything. But yes, they have politely declined my invitation many times.

[happy @abjectbaby]

As a woman you only have 4 options:
A. enjoy the blowjob and reflect on it
B. enjoy the blowjob but don’t reflect on it
C. don’t enjoy the blowjob but reflect on it
D. don’t enjoy the blowjob and don’t reflect on it