#hollanov smau where Shane and Ilya are both in the same frat, Shane has a girlfriend but they keep hooking up everytime they are drunk. Everyone knows and no one cares, just thinks it's funny as fuck. They are just like "ah yes Shane and Ilya the blowjob bros"
i need ilya carrying shane around the centaurs' locker room in his arms because shane is tired after a practice with shane threatening to make ilya sleep on the couch if he doesn't put him down and ilya just grinning ear to ear because shane looks like an angry smitten kitten